Poll: I need something to write a documentary on. The crazier the better!

[Jedamethis]

McMullen: What's that?

MParadox: Not sure how much material I could make up for that to make it entertaining. :/

Count Igor: I like it!

Ultimate Ownage: Again, not sure how I could make that entertaining.

Baldry: No.

DarkEric: Sounds good. Means I'd have to do actual research though. XD

Brandon: Hurhur. Could do.

 

[Jonluw]

The history of trombone slide lubricants.
Or lubricants in general I guess. If you're boring...

 

[Zantos]

Due to hats definitely being in the top five greatest things every invented by man and certain types of monkeys, I think you should do hats.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Can you say that the documentary was funded by the History Channel jokingly? Because then you can get all kinds of people and throw them in as experts in x profession, just like them!

Or, being more serious do a documentary on the borderline between love and being a creepy stalker. Use footage from films to give examples of when the character on screen is being charming, and when the person they are talking to should be calling the police. You'd be surprised how many movies don't know that line, and even more fan-fics...

If you did that and included fan-fics that blurred this line I would love you forever.

Calumon: You could make one about people who spend too much time at their computer and start to have conversations with things that aren't really there. I wanna know more about them!

 

[The Thinker]

Make a documentary about the history of a parallel universe, wherein Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., while still being a monumental figure in the civil rights movement, was a rapper named "Fresh MLK".

 

[SaikyoKid]

Do it about your own feet! Then you can just film your feet while talking the whole time.



"And here, we see the majestic creatures, as they are about to climb an impossible mountain... of stairs."

But you can do it less lame!

I actually find this idea hilariously doable and with little effort to boot. Even more so with the googly eyes. Just give them a life of their own and narrate everything with a thick accent of one kind or another. I'd say go with a Bob Ross voice or maybe even Robin Leach. Get a buddy and give 'em their own mating ritual, have them stalk some sort of prey (bunny slippers maybe?), really anything they do in an animal documentary you can mock up for your feet.

 

[sky14kemea]

Do it about your own feet! Then you can just film your feet while talking the whole time.



"And here, we see the majestic creatures, as they are about to climb an impossible mountain... of stairs."

But you can do it less lame!

I actually find this idea hilariously doable and with little effort to boot. Even more so with the googly eyes. Just give them a life of their own and narrate everything with a thick accent of one kind or another. I'd say go with a Bob Ross voice or maybe even Robin Leach. Get a buddy and give 'em their own mating ritual, have them stalk some sort of prey (bunny slippers maybe?), really anything they do in an animal documentary you can mock up for your feet.

Yeah! That's the spirit!

Thanks for explaining it more clearly, I suck at that kind of thing. ^^

 

[Jedamethis]

Do it about your own feet! Then you can just film your feet while talking the whole time.



"And here, we see the majestic creatures, as they are about to climb an impossible mountain... of stairs."

But you can do it less lame!

I actually find this idea hilariously doable and with little effort to boot. Even more so with the googly eyes. Just give them a life of their own and narrate everything with a thick accent of one kind or another. I'd say go with a Bob Ross voice or maybe even Robin Leach. Get a buddy and give 'em their own mating ritual, have them stalk some sort of prey (bunny slippers maybe?), really anything they do in an animal documentary you can mock up for your feet.

Yeah! That's the spirit!

Please don't break into a musical number about my feet. XD

 

[Irridium]

A brick.

If this dude can review one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.96938-Corky-McGee-reviews-a-brick#1506283], you can write a documentary on bricks.

 

[SaikyoKid]

Do it about your own feet! Then you can just film your feet while talking the whole time.



"And here, we see the majestic creatures, as they are about to climb an impossible mountain... of stairs."

But you can do it less lame!

I actually find this idea hilariously doable and with little effort to boot. Even more so with the googly eyes. Just give them a life of their own and narrate everything with a thick accent of one kind or another. I'd say go with a Bob Ross voice or maybe even Robin Leach. Get a buddy and give 'em their own mating ritual, have them stalk some sort of prey (bunny slippers maybe?), really anything they do in an animal documentary you can mock up for your feet.

Yeah! That's the spirit!

Please don't break into a musical number about my feet. XD

Ooo, you totally should invest in tap shoes and throw that in. For the only true way for feet to do battle for the beautiful pair of high heels is through vigorous tap dancing.

 

[sky14kemea]

Do it about your own feet! Then you can just film your feet while talking the whole time.



"And here, we see the majestic creatures, as they are about to climb an impossible mountain... of stairs."

But you can do it less lame!

I actually find this idea hilariously doable and with little effort to boot. Even more so with the googly eyes. Just give them a life of their own and narrate everything with a thick accent of one kind or another. I'd say go with a Bob Ross voice or maybe even Robin Leach. Get a buddy and give 'em their own mating ritual, have them stalk some sort of prey (bunny slippers maybe?), really anything they do in an animal documentary you can mock up for your feet.

Yeah! That's the spirit!

Please don't break into a musical number about my feet. XD

Feeeeeee- ... oh. Awww. *drops the guitar and leaves*.

 

[TimeLord]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

 

[Jedamethis]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

Do it about your own feet! Then you can just film your feet while talking the whole time.



"And here, we see the majestic creatures, as they are about to climb an impossible mountain... of stairs."

But you can do it less lame!

I actually find this idea hilariously doable and with little effort to boot. Even more so with the googly eyes. Just give them a life of their own and narrate everything with a thick accent of one kind or another. I'd say go with a Bob Ross voice or maybe even Robin Leach. Get a buddy and give 'em their own mating ritual, have them stalk some sort of prey (bunny slippers maybe?), really anything they do in an animal documentary you can mock up for your feet.

Yeah! That's the spirit!

Please don't break into a musical number about my feet. XD

Feeeeeee- ... oh. Awww. *drops the guitar and leaves*.

I fully expect you to perform a song about my feet at Escapism 2012 now. :3

 

[Scarim Coral]

Maybe you can make a simiar mocumentary (yes I've spell that right) to the way Loading Ready Run did with that Fire Hydrant and the Spam videos or does the information got to be accurate?

 

[Jedamethis]

Maybe you can make a simiar mocumentary (yes I've spell that right) to the way Loading Ready Run did with that Fire Hydrant and the Spam videos or does the information got to be accurate?

Nope, information can be completely made up.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Do it on the Chupacabra. or Slenderman. Something like that, like a cryptid.

 

[TimeLord]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

TARDIS engine fumes. SOMEONE [http://www.g33kpron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lqmktkSpkn1qzozj1.png] shot her!
I tell ya, you can't take a genetically modified human (who happens to be a fully grown child of my main companions) hell bent on killing me on the whims of a secret religion that kidnapped her, anywhere!

Current situation in the control room;

 

[Robert Ewing]

Look on Cracked.com. They are really good at finding unusual things to report on.

Make sure you use well sourced articles. I.e an article that is full of hyperlinks. Some of their articles are bull, but most are well proven, and really interesting.

 

[DavidTheWise]

You should make it about Fabio.

 

[Atmos Duality]

The movie "Wizards".
Though since that movie seems explicitly designed for LSD...you might want to find something more "academically appropriate".