Poll: I need something to write a documentary on. The crazier the better!

[Zakarath]

Step 1: go to Wikipedia
Step 2: click "random article"
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Success/Profit!

 

[Jedamethis]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

TARDIS engine fumes. SOMEONE [http://www.g33kpron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lqmktkSpkn1qzozj1.png] shot her!
I tell ya, you can't take a genetically modified human (who happens to be a fully grown child of my main companions) hell bent on killing me on the whims of a secret religion that kidnapped her, anywhere!

Current situation in the control room;
snip

People these days...
You'd better go change into a swish suit and have a lie down.

 

[Fanfic_warper]

Video Games rise to being recognized finally as a form of art

OK that may be too obvious an answer for here on the escapist but hey...it'd be fun and you know it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you have a pet in your life? Do a BBC style documentary of its habits.

If need be, you could do a documentary of yourself posting on the Escapist, screencapping the things that get the most facial reactions out of you

Ummm...

Maybe a Documentary about a study on how random strangers react to hugs? Or you could always think of a creative question and go out questioning people in the street about things.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

TARDIS engine fumes. SOMEONE [http://www.g33kpron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lqmktkSpkn1qzozj1.png] shot her!
I tell ya, you can't take a genetically modified human (who happens to be a fully grown child of my main companions) hell bent on killing me on the whims of a secret religion that kidnapped her, anywhere!

Current situation in the control room;

You need to make films Timelord, you really do.

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

Flying spaghetti monster!!

 

[feeback06]

I'm liking the slender man and spaghetti monster ideas.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

Do one about the evolution of fisheries.

 

[TimeLord]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

TARDIS engine fumes. SOMEONE [http://www.g33kpron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lqmktkSpkn1qzozj1.png] shot her!
I tell ya, you can't take a genetically modified human (who happens to be a fully grown child of my main companions) hell bent on killing me on the whims of a secret religion that kidnapped her, anywhere!

Current situation in the control room;
snip

People these days...
You'd better go change into a swish suit and have a lie down.

Yeah, I tried that. I got attacked by the strange woman when she had glowing hands! Look, I have proof!

 

[Jedamethis]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

TARDIS engine fumes. SOMEONE [http://www.g33kpron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lqmktkSpkn1qzozj1.png] shot her!
I tell ya, you can't take a genetically modified human (who happens to be a fully grown child of my main companions) hell bent on killing me on the whims of a secret religion that kidnapped her, anywhere!

Current situation in the control room;
snip

People these days...
You'd better go change into a swish suit and have a lie down.

Yeah, I tried that. I got attacked by the strange woman when she had glowing hands! Look, I have proof!
snip

How on earth did you get a picture from behind your head?
Methinks someone's telling porkies. >:3

 

[TimeLord]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

TARDIS engine fumes. SOMEONE [http://www.g33kpron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lqmktkSpkn1qzozj1.png] shot her!
I tell ya, you can't take a genetically modified human (who happens to be a fully grown child of my main companions) hell bent on killing me on the whims of a secret religion that kidnapped her, anywhere!

Current situation in the control room;
snip

People these days...
You'd better go change into a swish suit and have a lie down.

Yeah, I tried that. I got attacked by the strange woman when she had glowing hands! Look, I have proof!
snip

How on earth did you get a picture from behind your head?
Methinks someone's telling porkies. >:3

Oh but you don't question the earlier picture taken within a 12-dimensional intelligent energy being folded inside a bigger on the inside time travelling 1963 police box of myself?

If you must know I have a personal camera man named Jeff. I say man... Jeff is psychic presence taking the form of a 4 sided circle from 3-7 minutes into the future. Transmitting all it sees into a c2011 SD card in still images located outside the normal space-time realms.

 

[The Thinker]

A brick.

If this dude can review one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.96938-Corky-McGee-reviews-a-brick#1506283], you can write a documentary on bricks.

THAT WAS SO AWESOME! Thanks for leading me there.

 

[Chrono212]

Bronies.
Or MLP:FiM and how unusually successful it's been.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Do it about this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

crazy, crazy man.

 

[genericusername64]

Lemmy

 

[Jedamethis]

TimeLord: I...what. I have no idea how I could do that. XD

You're not thinking 12-dimensionally enough! Start fairly steady by describing the women's suffrage movement, making causal and un-ironic references to GTA without breaking flow. Then gradually start mixing your dates, details and information, explaining in pieces about the invention of the time machine in 2407 and how some dolts with a lockmaster4000 (your standard lock picking machine from the 81st century) and a copy of GTA7 travelled back to 1903 and re-enacted the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam using period weaponry and harsh language. Making causal reference to GTA and how the invention of the telephone will doom humanity unless women take charge of their rights.

...That...is...GENIUS!
And by genius, I mean what the fuck have you been smoking? XD

TARDIS engine fumes. SOMEONE [http://www.g33kpron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lqmktkSpkn1qzozj1.png] shot her!
I tell ya, you can't take a genetically modified human (who happens to be a fully grown child of my main companions) hell bent on killing me on the whims of a secret religion that kidnapped her, anywhere!

Current situation in the control room;
snip

People these days...
You'd better go change into a swish suit and have a lie down.

Yeah, I tried that. I got attacked by the strange woman when she had glowing hands! Look, I have proof!
snip

How on earth did you get a picture from behind your head?
Methinks someone's telling porkies. >:3

Oh but you don't question the earlier picture taken within a 12-dimensional intelligent energy being folded inside a bigger on the inside time travelling 1963 police box of myself?

If you must know I have a personal camera man named Jeff. I say man... Jeff is psychic presence taking the form of a 4 sided circle from 3-7 minutes into the future. Transmitting all it sees into a c2011 SD card in still images located outside the normal space-time realms.

I put that down to TARDIS CCTV.

Ah. Wibbley Wobbley Timey Wimey I see.

 

[PureChaos]

the Flying Spaghetti Monster, great stuff

 

[varulfic]

The Hats subject sounds interesting. You could talk about the different styles of hats of different cultures, the evolution of hats and their importance throughout history, and maybe explain why hats have become less common over the past couple of decades.

Well, I'd find it fascinating anyway. Hats rule.

 

[FernandoV]

Need to write a documentary on something for school. Teacher told me that she would be impressed if I could do it about a table leg or something and still make it interesting, but I'm struggling to find something ridiculous that I could make interesting/entertaining.
You guys have any ideas?

Pick any obscure industry, like corn or potatoes etc and research it. You'll probably find them using slave labor somewhere along the way.

 

[TimeLord]

Ah. Wibbley Wobbley Timey Wimey I see.

I suppose...if you want to be a tourist to the Pegasus galaxy.