Poll: i was wondering

[The Blue Mongoose]

i'm a fan of socialism... when it's done right

 

[Nexus424]

Actually I have to choose other selection. To me none of the things up there are fully right so I just take them all, yank the good points and create my own.

I believe my (Insert Your Last Name Here) Party works perfectly.

Long Live the Sharp Party

 

[bad rider]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a2e_1233399733

 

[Fightbulb]

i was wondering what are your politcal views. im an anarchist ya most people hate it but screw you if you look down on me for it.
p.s. im also a shitty speller

Yeah man, totally anarchy rules! Fight the power!

I don't look down on you for being an anarchist. You're probably just rebelling against your parents or you don't like school or something, but sorry pal. The world hasn't worked that way since the cave men, and even they had some stucture.

Communist, because it sums up how humanity is supposed to be. I am, of course, referring to Pure Marxist Communism [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism#Marxism], not that dictatorship that merely shares the name of Communism.

Communism doesn't work. People can't just switch off that desire for plenty. Whatever people have, they'll want more of, as much as they can get. They don't want the government to tell them no, you can't have what you've worked for. You could argue all you want that people are too greedy and it would work if they weren't, but that's not part of human nature.

This guy not only speaks the most sense of anyone in this topic, he is also a firebreathing dolphin. You, sir, have my endorsement. For what I'm not sure, but you have it anyway.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Please add Grammar Nazi choice. I don't take kindly to my political views being excluded.

Spoiler

Haha, did you make that?
It's pretty funny, I should have it as my sixth form computer desktop background.

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

Please add Grammar Nazi choice. I don't take kindly to my political views being excluded.

Spoiler

Haha, did you make that?
It's pretty funny, I should have it as my sixth form computer desktop background.

Nope a quick search of "grammar nazi" produced it.

 

[Specter_]

mmmhmmmm wow

Excellent point.

FYI thyrus, real anarchy is me or someone bigger than me beating you up for your lunch money every day forever, with no teacher or police officer to stop me.

- J

I will stop you, anarchy or not. Cause his lunchmoney is MINE!

Spoiler

You, sir... I like you.

 

[thyrus]

mmmhmmmm wow

Excellent point.

FYI thyrus, real anarchy is me or someone bigger than me beating you up for your lunch money every day forever, with no teacher or police officer to stop me.

- J

i know what anarchy is so dont try

 

[Good morning blues]

Democrats aren't remotely far left enough for me, communism is far too left. Nothing in that poll really reflects my views.

 

[a7r0p05]

What exactly constitutes a vote for "Other?"

 

[Donbett1974]

I can't believe communism is in second. Communism can't work for the fact that humans have want and needs. But if you can take these things out of people than it would be the perfect form of government.

 

[Valiance]

Other, because I jump around between topics, siding with "generic Democrat" with this one, and "generic Republican" with this one.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

I follow the order of Planet Charlie.

 

[101194]

I hail teh Emperor...

 

[ROFLross]

Shouldn't this be on the Off-topic Discussion instead of here?
I'm pretty sure there might be one there already like this thread.

 

[Abedeus]

ALL HAIL GRAMMAR NAZIS!!

WEEE WIIILL CRUUUUSH YOUUUUR HEEEAAADSSSS


and point out your spelling errors

 

[GRoXERs]

Shouldn't this be on the Off-topic Discussion instead of here?
I'm pretty sure there might be one there already like this thread.

This. On-topic, though, I'm a socialist cynic: I'd like for a socialist democratic system to come about (and to work [well]), but in the absence of any better choices I'll just pick whichever candidate tries harder to pander to me before going off and doing whatever the hell they want.
Also: anarchy, communism, and fascism do not last. Anarchy leads (via the "I'm more of an evil bastard than you" route: see Somalia today) to fascism/dictatorship, which leads (via the "man, screw this guy, power to the people" mechanism: see 1790s France) to "communism," which finally leads to social democracy via the "Crap, that didn't work" route: see Russia. I don't know where socialism leads...

EDIT: economic collapse?