Poll: If jesus were alive today, what colsole would he play.

[sseh2661]

This is a question that's been bothering me for a while now. But i just can't figure it out. If Jesus was alive today what console would he play.

 

[Unesh52]

I know it's about Jesus, but pedantically, I'm not sure this thread belongs here. Not to say that I'm not going to answer the question.

He would play Xbox so the he could turn the other cheek at the Halo community.

 

[ChairmanFluffy]

Wrong forum. remove it please

 

[Gigano]

He'd be humbled by the infinite glory of the Playstation!

He'd preach that you should sell your console and give the money to the poor, otherwise you can't get into heaven.

Being such an annoying extremist hippie, he'd probably create and play the grassmaster 500, the economic and ecologically sound console that runs family friendly games UND ONLY ZAT on nothing but hot air!

 

[adamtm]

This is a question that's been bothering me for a while now. But i just can't figure it out. If Jesus was alive today what console would he play.

3/10

try harder

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

"I don't like 'X' anything. I make my kids play 'Christ-Box 360..."

-Stephen Colbert

 

[dmase]

PS3, playing black ops. Dieing for my sins on domination.

He'd of course be passive and running into a hale of fire

 

[snagli]

Jesus would be playing Xbox. specifically, Halo. I've always felt that Master Chief is someone very Jesus-y

 

[Chameliondude]

Well, he thinks hes better than everyone else so probily a mac,

 

[Joleo]

i put 'saga' but i imagined it to be sega and thats coz he's 2 kwl 4 skwl

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Well, he thinks hes better than everyone else so probily a mac,

Also, the thread title rhymes, and that makes me happy.

 

[RandallJohn]

Jesus was a traveller (Luke 9:58: Jesus replied, "Foxes have holes and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head,") so he'd probably have a portable, which narrows it down to the PSP or the DS. For durability's sake, I'm gonna say he'd have a DS.