Poll: If Spiderman was to fight Batman...

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

You want to talk about annoying? Batman is annoying. I love him in his world, Gotham is amazing. Even the super powered thugs are just super powered enough to give Batman a run for his money. But seriously, what is Clayface going to do against Wonder Woman? The Martain Manhunter? Green Lantern?

People keep talking about how much more training Batman has in fighting. Because of Spidey's powers, his whole body is hardened, heightened, speed up and moves in ways the human body simply can not. Also, Spiderman was trained by Captain America, one of the Marvel universe's best fighters during the event 'The Other'.

And given the facts about Spiderman's webbing (it dissolves after an hour) how the hell could Batman prepare? How can he get it back to a lab to study it? Because he's 'just that good'? Please.

My own issues with Batman aside, the only real way he's ever win this one is if the writers of Batman writes it. Spiderman out fought the Juggernaut, Firelord, Big hitters in the marvel universe. Fans can say, but the facts still lay.

Captcha: agree to disagree

SERIOUSLY?! You guy wonder if we can ever make AI and Captcha sits right under our noses?!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

I think a Flying Squirrel Would beat them Both, mostly because i am Sleep Deprived

 

[jurnag12]

Batman, because he's frickin' BATMAN.
This is a guy who could take down anyone if he had enough damn prep time, so I'm pretty sure Spidey won't be much of a problem.

 

[Eddy-16]

I'm pretty sure Spidey can break normal peoples wrist if they hit him and he's tensing, I'm pretty sure Bats counts as a normal person no matter how special he is, he's just human. If he can't hit Spidey without breaking something, if he could hit him anyway spider-sense and all, he's gunna lose.

 

[babinro]

I understand that Batman can defeat Superman.

I guess I don't see how Spidey would even have a chance.

 

[Hazy992]

Let me answer your question with another question; which one is Batman? There's your answer.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

If there was prep time it could go either way. Batman could use knock out gas or something, spider man could anticipate for that and beat him anyway.

One on one it's spiderman since his deus ex machinima sense can pretty much save him from anything.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Thematically speaking, Spiderman has to win.

Spiderman, like Batman, has experince terrible loss. His life is litterally full of trajedy. Everyone he knows either dies, becomes a supervillian, or does a deal with the devil to undo their marriage.

But despite all that, Spiderman doesn't brood. He doesn't let the world drag him down, he remains a plucky happy-go-lucky optimistic fellow. Unlike Batman, who's whole source of strength is his own inner turmoil and darkness... Having Spiderman lose would just be a real downer...

It would be interesting to see how Batman suffers Spiderman's near constant one-liners, considering Batman has endured it for years coming from the Joker.... Hell, thats a fight I'd wanna see, Spiderman versus The Joker. It would be a panel for panel laugh fest.

 

[CODE-D]

Batman has already faced puberty so he wins.

 

[RJ 17]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked yet, the mods must be getting sloppy.

But we're here anyways, so what the hell. Batman.

Fight Begins. Batman deploys Anti-Spiderman utility. Batman wins.

 

[Lovely Mixture]

Spider-Man says to himself: "Holy shit, it's like Moon Knight with the gadgetry of Tony Stark! What a badass."

Batman says to himself: "So this guy fights crime like me, gets public ridicule like me, lost relatives like me, and still has a sense of humor and finds time for a love-life? I have to give respect where it is due."

There it's not a tie. It's mutual understanding.

 

[ElPatron]

/thread

Batman didn't learn how to shoot in the Stormtrooper Academy...

 

[FilipJPhry]

If Batman is able to prepare, then it would be Batman. If the fight came out of the blue, Spiderman would simply give a quick 3-hit combo, knock Batman to the ground, and then web him up for the cops to get him. Batman will most likely to escape, with his utility belt containing something like a knife or batarang. Unlike Batman, Spidey is respected by authority figures unless if they were controlled by someone like Osborn or Kingpin. The cops and onlookers will most likely be rooting for Spiderman as well. If they were to fight in public, the crowd would yell something like, "Spidey! Behind you!" or something like that. But his spidey-sense would've figured that out anyways. That's also the problem for Batman: he will not have the advantage of a surprise attack. Out in daylight, in the dark, anywhere. But remember: if Batman makes a contingency plan to beat Spiderman, he will. He has plans for everything.

 

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

If Batman is able to prepare, then it would be Batman. If the fight came out of the blue, Spiderman would simply give a quick 3-hit combo, knock Batman to the ground, and then web him up for the cops to get him. Batman will most likely to escape, with his utility belt containing something like a knife or batarang. Unlike Batman, Spidey is respected by authority figures unless if they were controlled by someone like Osborn or Kingpin. The cops and onlookers will most likely be rooting for Spiderman as well. If they were to fight in public, the crowd would yell something like, "Spidey! Behind you!" or something like that. But his spidey-sense would've figured that out anyways. That's also the problem for Batman: he will not have the advantage of a surprise attack. Out in daylight, in the dark, anywhere. But remember: if Batman makes a contingency plan to beat Spiderman, he will. He has plans for everything.

One thing that I think people forget is that Marvel doesn't have that many "At the Peak of Human Capabilities" fighters as DC does. Routinely, especially during the 80's to now, Spiderman was put up against people that were stronger than him. Venom, Carnage, The Rhino, The Sandman... And he won. Why?

Because Batman doesn't have the monopoly on preparing. Now even though I quoted you, Phry, it's a sentiment that's all through this thread. Batman wins because he prepares. Very rarely does Spiderman just rely on his powers. He uses his genius intellect, knowledge of science, and then implements his plan using his powers, not just based on them.