Poll: If Xbox & Playstation had a baby, what would it grow up to be?

[Pearwood]

I'd choose Playbox just because the fact that if you shift the last letter further down the alphabet by just one you get something very different and that's likely to lead to hilarious marketing.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

Gray


Filled w/ racist antisemitic children...and large references to marijuana use

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

An insecure (lol) child who is traumatised by the fact that it's parents killed each other in a gang war. If that wasn't bad enough it has now been sent to live with it's elitist aunty and uncle PC and Mac. Only the intervention of a giant peach/fairygodmother/Hagrid* can save it now


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[SageRuffin]

A next-gen Dreamcast.

Oh yeah. I went there.

 

[Wapox]

PlayBox:

Have the free live play, with the Microsoft fun. Basically the Graphics rendering of the PS and the fun of the Xbox and the Controller from the Xbox, but prettier, maybe in Green? idk just spitballin'

Your post implies that only the Xbox is fun.

And that was kindda the point.

 

[King Toasty]

It would have either split-personality disorders or depression. It would always pretend to be better than itself. :c

 

[Blondi3]

Tardis.

 

[PlatinumRenegade]

My answer would probably be PlayStation X or X-Station or maybe XPS 360

 

[Nick Angelici]

It would become the worst child in the history of anything, your combining a system with ssome of the worst hardware failures in history of games, and a system that can be easily hacked, the result is a mutant dumpster child

 

[deserteagleeye]

The Peacemaker. You know what I mean

 

[Nieroshai]

Optimistically: it would get XBox's online play and Sony's hardware, but the online would be free.

Realistically: it would get Sony's online and XBox's hardware, but the online would cost money. On the plus side, you could get its games on the PC instead and save the headache.

 

[Easton Dark]

PlayBox:

Have the free live play, with the Microsoft fun. Basically the Graphics rendering of the PS and the fun of the Xbox and the Controller from the Xbox, but prettier, maybe in Green? idk just spitballin'

Your post implies that only the Xbox is fun.

And that was kindda the point.

Keep believing that then I guess.

 

[noble cookie]

PS360

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I originally thought XStation or Xplay, but those both sound a bit like porn channels.

 

[radioactive lemur]

It would come out to its parents that it's secretly a Wii around age 16. They will be very disappointed at first, but grudgingly come to accept their son's choice of lifestyle.