Poll: If you became a carree killer...

[blue spartan 11]

...who says I'm not?

Also, it's not smart to always wear the same thing. Clothing should change by the locale and the job. Being the only guy in a collared shirt at a punk rock concert where someone just happens to get murdered is not a good idea. Just as being the only guy wearing a band t-shirt and leather pants at an office where something similar happens isn't a good idea..

Said too much already...

Seems like someone has a certain experience in the domain. And learned some lessons the hard way.

 

[Super Toast]

A bulletproof gimp suit.

 

[Mikeyfell]

a sexy black dress

it would really throw my target off because I'm a fat dude

 

[Stryc9]

Casual, so that I blend in and look like eeeeeeverybody else.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Smart casual, jeans, an awesome shirt, and functional shoes, not boots, why? Because I don't want killing to be uncomfortable and for the cloths to get in the way. What if I happen to have an axe and it gets caught in the trench coat that I've decided to wear? AKWARD!

 

[theevilsanta]

Slob. So much easier to blend in after a well-placed snipe.

 

[Canid117]

Nude? I can see it now! The Birthday Suit Assassin!

 

[little.09]

whatever i needed to get close to the target (hitman style clothes stealing)

 

[demoman_chaos]

I'd likely go with a ghille suit, and snipe with a silenced bolt-action. Bolt action to make sure no bullet casing is left behind.

But if it was a movie-style assassin that could get away with killings in public via thrilling high speed chase, I'd go with casual.

 

[Berethond]

Whatever I need to in order to complete my mission.

 

[Ladette]

Something like this, maybe in black.

 

[Jark212]

Corporate casual, with a nice dress shirt tucked into a decent pare of khakis...

No one would expect a thing...

 

[troth]

Well, I already dress like a hitman so I'd stick with what I when now: Trilby, trenchcoat, vest, and then whatever pants are convenient.

 

[Plurralbles]

but i dont' want to harm the carree!

Anyway, eh, whatever fit with my mark.


I'd pull a James Bond when the moment was right and I'd pull a trailer park slob the next. It all depends on what will make me blend in.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Very impractical, but badass nonetheless. If I were to just drop through a window, do the job, throw a small incindeary grenade, then backflip out the window as the place burns down.

Or, maybe something a bit more practical but still weird and totally awesome.

 

[Drakmorg]

I'd dress up in costume, most of the time I'd disguise myself as a delivery man or something.
"Hello I'm with UPS *pulls out a gun* and I'm here to make a delivery to your brain"

I'd just be waiting for the mission to go assassinate someone who's hospitalized.
"For that broken lead I recommend 9mm of lead, stat"
Actually if I'm dressed up as a doctor it'd probably just be easier to inject them with an overdose of something, that way I can blame it on someone else more easily

Plus since I'm killing people for a living, I don't really need to work so much on my one liners since everyone who hears them I'm gonna kill anyway.

 

[thatcanadianguy]

An English teacher.

i see what you did there

 

[Nouw]

Either of the two.

We can be the Daft Motherfuckin' Punks.
Electronic Robot/Human Hitman Duo.
Nouw and Redlin5.

Killing someone near you!

 

[crudus]

Business casual probably. So much suspicion gets raised when you bring a jacket to the dry cleaners with blood satins on it. Same thing if you are buying another suit for the third day that week.

 

[joshthor]

black hoodie, bullet proof vest, bulletproof face mask, jeans (moderately loose, but not too loose to get snagged or fall off, need my mobility) running shoes, and gloves.

i wouldnt even let my clients see my face.