Poll: If you can have a caption on a t shirt what would it be?

[iJosh]

I want a shirt that has the entire "This is my rifle..." thing on it.

This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,its sights, and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.


That one?

I have one that says " Sorry Girls, I only date models."
"The real original Joy Stick" Old nintendo joy stick thing. Meant to be sexual
" Rub my nuts for good luck" Picture of walnuts

 

[Jharry5]

i saw one once on a sitcom that was obviously specially made, and ive been wanting it ever since
it said "I'm With Stupid" but with the arrow facing up to the person wearing it XD

That's just true brilliance
I want one now...

My choice(s) would be one I saw that said 'I see stupid people'.

 

[Fenra]

"The following is true
The previous is false"

Just to confuse people on the train for a while

 

[Delicious]

"Look behind you".

Then I'd count to see how many people do.

It'd be fun for like a day.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

It would have /facepalm on it, and on the back would be http://billdunlap.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/facepalm.jpg

 

[Jerious1154]

One of my friends has a shirt that says "How do you keep an idiot busy? See other side of shirt." printed on both the front and the back.

I got really curious because I kept seeing him over the course of the day but I never saw him turn around, so I kept thinking that the side opposite me was the one with the answer. I was curious for almost the entire day until I figured it out. Then I felt stupid.

 

[About To Crash]

It would say, "The Highway Man cam riding, riding, riding. The Highway Man came riding, up to the old inn-door."

 

[Fingerprint]

My perfect T-shirt is one I own. Its a picture of the 'men at work' road sign with the man walking away saying 'Fuck it!'

Genius...

 

[Nargleblarg]

Mine would be political I guess it would say SWINE FLU INFECTED STEP AWAY......awesome right???

 

[samsprinkle]

Mine would have a bunch of small photos of the former soviet union, fascist germany, the modern turmoil, explosions, etc. and it would looK liKe a peace symbol.

 

[Raven Leader]

"Be nice to me. I might save you when the zombies come." The front of the shirt has a worn red cross. I have it on order already <3

 

[Snugglebunny]

I would go for something witty or clever, like the "Don't drive and derive' with the graph on it; or the pi symbol saying to the square root negative one: "get real" and it says "be rational"

Or maybe just something funny like 'Its unlucky to be superstitious' or 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders."

Or maybe just a giant picture of pikachu. How I love pikachu.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Do the brave thing, then run like hell.

 

[jdog345]

I own it. It says...

"Ninjas can't catch you If you're on fire"

Dr. McNinja FTW

 

[Sewer Rat]

"Oi, would you stop reading my shirt and get out of my way?"

 

[ender214]

"This is the last thing you'll ever read"

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"Sorry, see next shirt."

 

[LINKXIII]

A crazy face with the caption LOLWUT?!

 

[topsyturvy]

Have a picture of a nuclear explosion with a caption saying foreign policy plan.

 

[Clashero]

I've already got my "NOT INFECTED" shirt with a pig on it.

I want a shirt just like those PUMA shirts with the Puma jumping, except that instead of a puma, it's a warthog, and it says PUMBA