Poll: If you could be a vampire...
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Slightly tempting... but no.
I couldn't go out in the sun, common religion says I would be a beast of Hell, most people would want to stick a friggin'... well, stick in my heart, and I would spend the next 1000 years trying to combat the reputation Twilight has set for me.
"No, I am not Edward! Stop mocking me! Stop mocking me! Stop mocking me!" [Falls to the ground in a pool of his own tears. Cuts wrists and drinks from a bottle of alcohol between sobs].
I couldn't go out in the sun, common religion says I would be a beast of Hell, most people would want to stick a friggin'... well, stick in my heart, and I would spend the next 1000 years trying to combat the reputation Twilight has set for me.
"No, I am not Edward! Stop mocking me! Stop mocking me! Stop mocking me!" [Falls to the ground in a pool of his own tears. Cuts wrists and drinks from a bottle of alcohol between sobs].
Absolutely positively no. Vampires are pathetic. Useless sparkling or dying in sunlight, garlic weak, cross fearing useless piles of crap. Not to mention the stakes.
I would far more rather be a Grim Reaper.If that were impossible, then a Werewolf.
I would far more rather be a Grim Reaper.If that were impossible, then a Werewolf.
Are we talking 'romantic' vampires ala Twilight or badass vampires ala Cirque Du Freak and every other thing involving vampires?
If we're talking Cirque Du Freak vampires I totally would.
If we're talking Cirque Du Freak vampires I totally would.
Hell yeah! Werewolves don't get a look in, they aren't as cool. I would so love to be a vampire. Worst case scenario, I fall in love with someone like Bella Swan. That wouldn't be that bad since she's quite hot (although if I sparkled I would go to Italy myself and get the Volturi to kill me instantly). Best case scenario, I end up as a cool vampire (Lestat, Dracula, Alucard style, that sort of thing) and loads of hot goth chicks fall in love with me. What? I happen to think goth girls are hot...Chaos Bringer said:
Anyway, I'm writing a vampire novel now anyway so that kind of cements the fact that I love vampires. Coolest of all the fictional races, and in that 'Worst Case' scenario I can always just kill Bella and score with Alice. That would be a lot better...
No. I base this off the the currently popular portrayal of vampires as moody, trendy teenagers.
However I would consider being one if it was more like that silent film Nosferatu. That was a badass vampire.
I would however definitely become a werewolf if given the opportunity. Werewolves are cool.
However I would consider being one if it was more like that silent film Nosferatu. That was a badass vampire.
I would however definitely become a werewolf if given the opportunity. Werewolves are cool.
Oh hell yeah, not the vampires from twilight, or a vampire with all of the restrictions of Dracula. If any one knows what i'm talking about i would want to be a vampire from the Cirque du freak book series.
I have never done this but...^ thisI Resurection I said:
By the way Cirque Du Freak ftw I love me some darren shan.
I don't know, lame as it seems, being a Twilight vampire would be cool. You would have all the strength and speed while still being able to go outside during the daytime and apparently you don't have to murder people if you don't want. Oh, and you automatically become as beautiful as a god. *rolls eyes*
Then again... I'm a vegetarian.. so I wouldn't want to eat animals as a vampire. Ethically, I would have to eat people, or invest in a personal blood bank.
...On second thought, can I be a werewolf instead?
Oh, and you automatically become as beautiful as a god. *rolls eyes*Then again... I'm a vegetarian.. so I wouldn't want to eat animals as a vampire. Ethically, I would have to eat people, or invest in a personal blood bank.
...On second thought, can I be a werewolf instead?
