Poll: If you could be an animal, what would it be?

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Zhukov

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TizzytheTormentor said:
A cat!

Laze about all day, be called adorable, be fed, have good agility, rest on laps, it's a dream come true!

Also, OP, why not give an answer yourself?
You forgot the part where cats use their own tongue as toilet paper.
 

shrekfan246

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As in, an actual real-world animal and all of the consequences therein?

Because if so, I can't really think of a better answer than a spoiled, pampered cat.

The freedom of flight is pretty alluring though.

Also, I question how answering "napping" instead of "differential calculus" for the Captcha question "Which one is hardest?" implies that I'm a bot.
 

BathorysGraveland2

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A predator bird of some kind, such as an eagle or hawk. Birds, to me, seem to have so much freedom and higher chance of surviving for long than most other animals. Being confined to the ground, which in nature is an everlasting battle field, does not seem too fun.
 

SoranMBane

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A fruit bat, because I wouldn't mind being the most adorable thing in the world:





Yep, having any of those precious faces would do me just fine. The flying ability and diet of delicious fruit would be pretty good bonuses as well.
 

Little Woodsman

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I researched all those creatures listed on the poll...and they're all really weird....
the ones that are kind of like a phanpy, or zubat or ekans aren't too bad but I bet a human
could throw pokeballs at any of them all day and they would never get sucked inside.....

I'm kind of creeped out now.....
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
A cat!

Laze about all day, be called adorable, be fed, have good agility, rest on laps, it's a dream come true!

Also, OP, why not give an answer yourself?
Sure - I would be an owl or hawk if I could. They can fly and I think its very exciting to have the ability to fly. You can see everything and get to any place fast.
 

Mazza35

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A wolf, because I've always wanted to have a connection, a blood bond or whatever with a wolf or be one. They are just so fucking awesome
 

Angie7F

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I chose tiger because I wanted to be feline.
They look so elegant. I just want to be cute and fluffy as much as possible.
 

7moreDead_v1legacy

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A Bear...One of my fav' creatures ever. Not sure what kind though...I'd be happy as a pizzly bear I guess - I'd be a jack of all trades kind of rare bear thing.

SimpleThunda said:
A lion!
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Or a bird.

Hard choice really.
A Griffin?