Poll: If you could become a Jedi but with a catch.

[Varanfan9]

Ok so here is the question. If you could become a jedi but could only have one of the following four things which would you pick. Would you want the lightsaber and training, the force and training, the space ship with piloting instructions, or a legion of soldiers under your command?

 

[DefunctTheory]

None.

The Jedi can't bang without going to the Dark Side it seems. Screw that.

EDIT: Broken Poll.

 

[DasDestroyer]

The force and training, because as soon as I cross over to the dark side(which will be soon) I'll be able to use my hate to fuel my powers.

 

[RatRace123]

Force, I wouldn't need to slice fools up if I could lift and throw them with my mind.

And then inevitably join the dark side and fry them with lightning... with my mind.

 

[Diablo2000]

The Force and Training of course, but the army under your command doesn't sound bad too...

EDIT: Then I would to steal a Lightsaber from some Jedi I killed, so would have the three.

 

[Veloxe]

Force and training. As fun as a lightsaber would be, I think we're probably closer to just getting those through technology then we are at developing any latent human ability (which may or may not exist) to move things around be staring at them.

 

[Firetaffer]

I wouldn't become a Jedi even WITHOUT a catch :3

 

[Thaluikhain]

Well, the problem about going to the dark side is that you can only have 2 of you at any time, one master and one apprentice. Well...except if Luke joined, then there'd be 3, I guess. And before Anakin joined there was only 1...hmmm...

 

[loc978]

That would be the Force and Training for 400, Trebek..

^this for me as well^
I'll figure out how to build a lightsaber on my own.

None.

The Jedi can't bang without going to the Dark Side it seems. Screw that.

Eh, there's plenty of casual Jedi sex going on all over the extended universe. The trick is not getting too attached.

 

[Scarecrow]

I would be a sith. Much better clothes.

 

[oreopizza47]

Force and training, whether you go Dark Side or not. The legion of soldiers and the spaceship would just get absolutely destroyed by the force, and the lightsaber wouldn't hold up long either. It's just the obvious most powerful choice.

 

[loc978]

U kiddin' me? Spaceship all the way. Sure, we've ALL wanted ALL of those powers, but come on, interstellar warp-speed machine? Yes, please.

...what do you do when it runs out of fuel, though? Pretty sure the deal doesn't say we get transported to the Star Wars galaxy...
Same problem with the lightsaber and power cells... and the army would eventually need to switch to conventional weaponry, though their armor would remain badass.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Force. I've always wanted the power to shoot lightning, and that's as close as I'm ever going to get without a serious comic-book-logic-heavy science accident.

 

[FaustianBargain]

U kiddin' me? Spaceship all the way. Sure, we've ALL wanted ALL of those powers, but come on, interstellar warp-speed machine? Yes, please.

...what do you do when it runs out of fuel, though? Pretty sure the deal doesn't say we get transported to the Star Wars galaxy...
Same problem with the lightsaber and power cells... and the army would eventually need to switch to conventional weaponry, though their armor would remain badass.

If all of a sudden you had the only laser gun toting FTL space ship on Earth you'd become the equivalent of Tony Stark and your favorite starship captain all rolled into one.

 

[Star Pancakes Muthaf]

I would use the force, but more for chaotic neutral measures

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Lightsaber with Training. I would probably be terrible with the Force but at least I could teach Padwans who are having difficulty with the lightsaber. Besides, who wouldn't want mad skillz with one of those things?