Poll: If you could choose to be a vampire..

[Asturiel]

I would say the 2nd option. Bram's vampires seem the most badass of the bunch.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

This is funny to me because me and my girlfriend pretend we're vampires. Why, because, and im not joking on this, we're just about always cold for somereason. So we just say that we're vampires jsut as our little inside joke. And plus she wears glitter sometimes, and while i may not like Twilight she looks even more beautiful when she's twinkling in the sunlight and...okay I'll stop here.

But seriosly i'd just rather not be a vampire, i would hate being immortal, i'm not afraid of death im just afraid of how I'd die. But living forever would be a nightmare for me. I'd bite a cured vampire anytime (cookie for easy reference).

 

[Zedzero]

Spoiler: Vamp Hunter

Guess who I choose?

 

[Hypocratic Oath]

Uh...joss whedon, only if i can tear the ribcage out of said slayers while screaming "WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!" why? because why not?

 

[UAProxy]

I am a lycanthrope. Your lack of fuzzier options displeases me.

OT: Bram Stoker, because they were actually scary. Real frickin' vampires for a change.

 

[likalaruku]

Anne Rice. If I'm supposed to be a sexy vampire, I damn well better be able to see my reflection.

I also like the Mosquiton style vampire. They only have "powers" for a short time, & only after they drink blood. Sounds like a good video game monster. "You can kick their asses if they're hungry, but gawd help you if they've eaten."

Another kind I like is Vampires subjugated to science & stripped of almost all fantasy or science fiction elements: Albino humans or elves who drink blood & hate the sunlight because it hurts their eyes & skin. They're not undead, they're not monsters, they have no special abilities, they're not gorgeous, they're not highly intelligent, they're not charming, & they don't have super strength, they're basically on the same levels as Orcs, only weaker & less stupid, & they can be killed easily with guns & swords, which is why they travel in large packs like Kobolds.

 

[hardcharger]

I'd go with the Bram Stoker vampire. They're by far the most badass. I really can't stand Anne Rice or Joss Whedon. Being a Lost Boy vampire might be cool too.

 

[likalaruku]

Don't hate me for this...

As a matter of fact, they wouldn't last a minute with those cat monsters he's spawning. Both can shoot lasers from their eyes and the black haired one can, among other things, turn his arms into crocodiles.

That vampire looks like Nougami Neuro. What's the series?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd choose to be a Hideyuki Kikuchi-style vampire. Some of them are bad motherfuckers.

 

[Zacharine]

OP: You forgot Dresden-verse vampires, as well as World Of Darkness vampires (both old and new).

But out of those four options, The Bram Stoker Vampire; Kickass, supernatural heavy-hitter with magical abilities.

 

[IxionIndustries]

..I'd rather be a lycanthrope... ...Or a lich...

But if I must confine to your rules, then I'd be a Bram Stroker vampire.

Kickass supernatural powers? Shapeshifting? Hell. Yes.

 

[Pseudonym2]

The Brain Stroker vampires don't die in the daylight. They just lose their powers. I would want to enjoy super powers and the sunrise.

 

[cthulhu257]

I kinda like the Darren Shan vampires, personally.

 

[LewsTherin]

I would go around and murderise the mash out of vampires.

 

[ParadoxBG]

Just chiming in to say that I'm SO glad teh sparlies weren't on there...

...would have been funny to see the reactions here, though

 

[stabnex]

snip

I said no sparkle-vamps! This isn't a romantic-comedy thread.

OT: I guess an "Other" option would have been a great idea at the time but I'd been wanting to make this thread for quite a while and was too harried to remember to add it.

EDIT: added it, sorry.