Anne Rice.I mean come on, Lestat was a bad ass and he got lots of chicks. Or 30 Days of Night because they're just so brutal.
Oh dear... A twilight fan boy/girl. Twilight doesn't count becuase they are not proper blood sucking, red eyed, evil and awsome. IMO they just suck generaly.Trivun said:Don't hate me for this...
[HEADING=1]I DEMAND TO HAVE TWILIGHT AS A POLL OPTION!!!!![/HEADING]
And I have very good reason for doing so, as Twilight vampires are the strongest I've seen for a long time. The thing is, Twilight vampires only have a single weakness. To kill them, you have to physically rip them apart, and then burn the pieces. They only die when burned after being ripped apart, nothing else will kill them. And they have all the traditional vampire strengths too. Plus they can have rampant sex for ages, always a good thing. The only thing I hate about them is the sparkling thing, that is the only downside. But if I didn't sparkle, I'd choose to be a Twilight vampire, because there are so many benefits.
However, I do seriously demand an 'Other' option on the poll. There are countless types of vampire in fiction, not just those four, you know, OP...
EDIT: Actually, I wouldn't mind being an Anita Blake style vampire either. Specifically, one of the ones that literally feeds off sex. That's the type of vampire I'd love to be ;D.
That figment of feeble mortal imaginings doesn't exist in my world.S.R.S. said:Yeah on that subject. How's Blade been treating you?Earthmonger said:During the day, sure. But this isn't day. Get back to the kennel, slave.S.R.S. said:We all know that Were-wolves can kick vampiric ass any DAY. AnyDAY.
Aww c'mon, jealous of the Daywalker?Earthmonger said:That figment of feeble mortal imaginings doesn't exist in my world.S.R.S. said:Yeah on that subject. How's Blade been treating you?Earthmonger said:During the day, sure. But this isn't day. Get back to the kennel, slave.S.R.S. said:We all know that Were-wolves can kick vampiric ass any DAY. AnyDAY.
Why would I be? Once a week we go down to the dungeon, saw off their legs, and feed the abominable limbs to the shackled werewolf scum while they watch. They don't do much walking to be jealous of.S.R.S. said:Aww c'mon, jealous of the Daywalker?Earthmonger said:That figment of feeble mortal imaginings doesn't exist in my world.S.R.S. said:Yeah on that subject. How's Blade been treating you?Earthmonger said:During the day, sure. But this isn't day. Get back to the kennel, slave.S.R.S. said:We all know that Were-wolves can kick vampiric ass any DAY. AnyDAY.
Right, right I'll let you back to your rave party now.Earthmonger said:Why would I be? Once a week we go down to the dungeon, saw off their legs, and feed the abominable limbs to the shackled werewolf scum while they watch. They don't do much walking to be jealous of.S.R.S. said:Aww c'mon, jealous of the Daywalker?Earthmonger said:That figment of feeble mortal imaginings doesn't exist in my world.S.R.S. said:Yeah on that subject. How's Blade been treating you?Earthmonger said:During the day, sure. But this isn't day. Get back to the kennel, slave.S.R.S. said:We all know that Were-wolves can kick vampiric ass any DAY. AnyDAY.
Okay, I might be just a *little* jealous of that.. hmm.. "pastime". But just a little.S.R.S. said:Right, right I'll let you back to your rave party now.Earthmonger said:Why would I be? Once a week we go down to the dungeon, saw off their legs, and feed the abominable limbs to the shackled werewolf scum while they watch. They don't do much walking to be jealous of.S.R.S. said:Aww c'mon, jealous of the Daywalker?Earthmonger said:That figment of feeble mortal imaginings doesn't exist in my world.S.R.S. said:Yeah on that subject. How's Blade been treating you?Earthmonger said:During the day, sure. But this isn't day. Get back to the kennel, slave.S.R.S. said:We all know that Were-wolves can kick vampiric ass any DAY. AnyDAY.
I least I can always lick myself.