Hey, he said no using "People" as an over-arching category. He didn't say no specific categories of peopleSuper Toast said:
Poll: ...If You Could Drive ONE Pest to Extinction (WITHOUT ANY ECOLOGICAL RAMIFICATIONS)...
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Fruit Flies.
Seriously, FUCK those things. Every damn summer my house becomes infested with hundreds of these god damn things for no fucking reason. Every summer I'm driven to the point of insanity because all day I kill flies. ALL DAMN DAY!
Its why I love winter now. It kills all the little fuckers.
I fucking hate fruit flies.
Seriously, FUCK those things. Every damn summer my house becomes infested with hundreds of these god damn things for no fucking reason. Every summer I'm driven to the point of insanity because all day I kill flies. ALL DAMN DAY!
Its why I love winter now. It kills all the little fuckers.
I fucking hate fruit flies.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You crazy so and so! Can't I just wipe out the those damned dirty mosquitos without the noble, hard working, charismatic bee?
Not only do those awesome yellow and black chaps produce honey, they are known to make you appear more attractive and are a ready source of ninjas, explosions and light sabre crystals?
Furthermore it is a well-known fact that Christopher Lloyd is comprised entirely of bees - are you suggesting we get rid of Christopher Lloyd?! You heathen!
Not only do those awesome yellow and black chaps produce honey, they are known to make you appear more attractive and are a ready source of ninjas, explosions and light sabre crystals?
Furthermore it is a well-known fact that Christopher Lloyd is comprised entirely of bees - are you suggesting we get rid of Christopher Lloyd?! You heathen!
Wasps. Mother fragging WASPS.
Bees, and mosquitos can stay. They have a purpose (make honey and be food for young birds, respectively), but wasps? All they do is fly around being nasty.
They make no useful product, they are not important to the food chain (Spiders and birds don't eat them! I know from experience!) and (I think) they attack bees and steal honey from them (and thus from me!). Oh, plus, while bees only sting if engulfed or if their hive is attacked (since they die if they sting), wasps have limitless attacks since they bite. AND they are aggressive.
So yeah, blow those suckers off the face of the earth. Or at least out of North America! They are useless nasty creatures!
Bees, and mosquitos can stay. They have a purpose (make honey and be food for young birds, respectively), but wasps? All they do is fly around being nasty.
They make no useful product, they are not important to the food chain (Spiders and birds don't eat them! I know from experience!) and (I think) they attack bees and steal honey from them (and thus from me!). Oh, plus, while bees only sting if engulfed or if their hive is attacked (since they die if they sting), wasps have limitless attacks since they bite. AND they are aggressive.
So yeah, blow those suckers off the face of the earth. Or at least out of North America! They are useless nasty creatures!
Wasps and Bee and the like, I hate Mr. Stingy (I will give 3 interent cookies to any that get that slightly obscure reference).
Midges.I live in the countryside and from about April to October every year the place is full of the little bastards.Makes doing any outdoor work a pain in the ass
Wasps would be a close second though
Wasps would be a close second though
Mosquitos, seriously fuck mosquitos!
I hate those blood sucking bitches, carrying disease and itchiness.
I hate those blood sucking bitches, carrying disease and itchiness.
Wasps - I fucking hate them and you always make a dick of yourself when one flies near your ear.
Hornets - Just plainly unreasonable. They're really agressive and when they sting it FUCKING HURTS
Hornets - Just plainly unreasonable. They're really agressive and when they sting it FUCKING HURTS
...How do you kill spiders with a thong? I'm trying to picture that, and honestly, the image I'm coming up with isn't that appealing. XDI_am_a_Spoon said:Ok. Here's the scenario.
You've been granted the power of life and death over any one "category" (not getting into scientific debates here regarding genus and species) of common household pest.
You have the ability and opportunity to exterminate the entire planetary population of whichever pest you choose, and permanently remove it from the face of the Earth, all in the blink of an eye, at no resource, manpower or monetary (OR ENVIRONMENTAL!) cost whatsoever.
Which do you choose?
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As for me...
Cockroaches...
I kill Huntsman spiders with my thong, I kill soldier ant nests with poison (and sand, I just love kicking it in and filling them up), I kill rats with a wooden sword I crafted, I use my sister's squash racquet to kill flies (not that she knows
But cockroaches... Fuck them. Fuck them all. The disgusting little shit-trekking, disease-carrying, mush-filled bastards are everywhere! You can't even squash them without spreading eggs!...
Jesus Christ, do I hate those fucking cockroaches.
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PS: "Human" is not a valid answer. Let's all avoid trying to be witty and edgy for once.
EDIT: FFS, can we all stop whining about "delicate ecosystems" and "playing God"? If I'd wanted complaints, I would have opened with a racist joke.
I picked cockroaches too. It's not really that they're that much worse than anything else, it's just that they're everywhere. I swear, it's like no matter what you do, you'll find them sneaking around somewhere nearby. At least most of the other pests serve some kind of purpose. Maybe not as much with the mosquitos, but the others do, so it balances out the annoyance.
