Poll: If you had a Death Note...?

[AroLombardi]

http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/art/Death-Note-L-Gets-an-Idea-42953785
That is what I'd do...

 

[RedVelvet]

If I had a deathnote, you wouldn't be sitting there making a thread called: If you had a deathnote ...

 

[ElephantGuts]

A Death Note is a book where if you write someones name in it they die within 40 seconds of writing the name

Really? That sucks. Takes all the fun out of killing the people you hate. What idiot thought of this thing?

I would sell it for shitloads of money to raise funds to travel the world and kill my enemies up close and personal. That's the old-fashioned, satisfying way.

Nope, it lets you be creative. After writing the name, you must write the specifics of the death within 6 minutes and 40 seconds. You can orchestrate an accident if you want. However, if what you write is impossible (blasting your target to the moon, having him commit suicide by jumping off the Eiffel Tower when he's on the other side of the world, etc), it just reverts to the default heart attack.

I'd still rather do it myself. How else will they know who's killing them and what they're dying for? I want them to know these things before they die. Or else they might think they got away with whatever terrible thing they did.

What is this thing from anyway? A book or show or something? How come I never heard of it?

 

[TikiShades]

See how high the US government will pay me to kill Osama Bin Laden and additional enemies.

 

[Erana]

Well, I'd make sure that good people lived a long, happy life that ended with a painless death.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I think i'd kill Kerry Katona

OH SNAP.

OT i would keep it for the rainy day after the nuclear war with North Korea.

 

[0p3rati0n]

I'd look at it and call bulls*** on the person who gave it to me. Then beat the s*** out of that person (maybe)

Wouldn't it be better to write the name of that person in the notebook, and than in 30 seconds if they're still alive beat the shit out of them?
Of course, if they died, you'd probably feel like an asshole...

well why else would I just skip to just beating the hell out of them. duhhhhhhhh

 

[topsyturvy]

sell it with a proximity mine attached and then get a sniper rifle to kill anyone I want. I don't find the idea of writing in a book to kill someone very amazing even though it's pretty effortless; you don't get the satisfaction of seeing your victim die in from of you spitting up blood onto the pavement.

 

[dudeindrag93]

i would use it to kill murderers paeodos rapists and such...
also to kill reality tv stars

 

[TikiShades]

also to kill reality tv stars

That's unsettling. They haven't done anything wrong...

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Use it as the goofiest super-weapon ever created and, from that, extort exorbitant amounts of money from people.

"Oh, what's that Mr. Gates? You can't just give me $50 billion? Well then, I'll have to take note of this in my diary... *William Gat-* Ahh, so you can get me the money? Excellent!"

 

[Xanadeas]

I would find the nearest phone book and begin writing down every name in it. Every. Single. One.

 

[dudeindrag93]

also to kill reality tv stars

That's unsettling. They haven't done anything wrong...

Yes but what have they done right though???

 

[OneKlicKill]

I would have a hard time using it in good conscience, but if I had to use it, pretty much anyone in a position that is making life miserable for people around them. This includes ANY government, corporations, warlords, and street gangs.

I would always send a "death note" to my targets. It would be a black envelope warning them to leave and disappear, or die.

Pretty much the exact same thing except you forgot the most important ones, that i would take out first. all of the religious leaders, and any blind followers. (Oh, and all the annoying 12 year olds with there ear piercing, cussing voices on xbox live.)

Oh c'mon. Religious leaders don't do shit. Ok, maybe the Westboro Baptist guys and Scientologists, but the pope only says stupid things that no one listens to. I'm yet to hear of some one not reading Harry Potter just because that old foegy said so.

And killing 12 year olds because they aren't mature? What are you, 13?

Maybe I've been watching too much Dexter lately, but I guess Harry's code really applies to the Death Note. You don't kill people because you can, you kill them because they are hurting others, and will continue to hurt others.

so your saying that Religions persecuting gays, and religions still holding women as unequal aren't hurting any one? And what about religions that kill because their god/leader/ W/e they follow told them to.

And the 12 year olds that act so immature don't ever grow up to be anything meaningful in life, there usually the ones that end up bagging my groceries or sum shit. + our world is getting past the point of overpopulation, gotta start somewhere. And there are plenty of 12year olds that are completely fine but I'm just talking the extremely annoying, think there bad ass, team killing, and scream into the mic to piss everyone off 12 year olds that you will occasionally run into.

so that is how you justify murder. Intersting. You are filled with hate my son. You will make a powerful ally to the darkside.

Simply put, I was a ripe **** when I was 12 years old since I had ADHD 'n' all, and I turned out fine. You could argue I'm still a loser because I'm 25 now and arguing on the internet, but that doesn't mean I should have been executed by your righteous hand. You are no better than the people you seek to destroy.

Edit: We need to stop this. We are dragging this thread to the ground. I just don't like what you said when you quoted me saying "except you forgot the most important ones" as if your ideas of killing some one are the same as mine. I fully disagree on your choice, but if you want to kill those people in our fun, imaginary scenario, that is fine by me. Just leave me out of your choices.

OK ya u can argue the 12 year olds. I just finished a sesh of Cod4 and they were fresh on my mind when I wrote that yesterday, but I firmly will stick to my reasoning for the religious leaders. They truly do control people with fear.

 

[SargentToughie]

No, A death note isn't really my style, now, if I came into the possession of a punch in the face note... now that would be different.