Poll: If you had to be a L4D(2) infected...

[THEMILKMAN]

I think I'd like to be a witch (as long as I can stay a man(that would make me a warlock I suppose)) because I'd love to just be able to sit around and have all the asshole humans ignore me, except for the one asshole with a chainsaw or auto-shotty = (

 

[The Hairminator]

Well, being a witch would also make you cry constantly. I'd like to be a hunter. They look the coolest and can do epic pounces.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Well, being a witch would also make you cry constantly. I'd like to be a hunter. They look the coolest and can do epic pounces.

I wouldn't cry. I'd be the one male witch that would sit in the corner singing Judas Priest to himself.

 

[Gunn01]

Hunter. He has a sexy hoodie and can leap all over the place

 

[mounky]

Jockey so I could ride people.

 

[SantoUno]

Well, being a witch would also make you cry constantly. I'd like to be a hunter. They look the coolest and can do epic pounces.

I wouldn't cry. I'd be the one male witch that would sit in the corner singing Judas Priest to himself.

LOL clever, then you could do a high-pitched scream like ROb Halford.

PAIIINKIIIIILEEEEEEEEER

Me I'd me a smoker, looks the coolest to me, just don't chop off my tongue.

 

[wizkid17]

Very definately a Charger. i'm just a dick that way.
"Oh, look at the tasty humans al clumped together. I'ma go buttfuck the weak one." *Charge*

 

[scoobyduped]

I'd be a jockey....I mean, listen to that laugh, they're just so happy.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd probably be a common infected trapped inside a closet, since there is nothing special about me and I bet I would be hiding in a closet upon being taken by the infection.

If I had to be a special infected, I would probably end up as a Jockey due to my poor posture.

 

[AgnosticMessiah]

A hunter
able to leap huge distances and rip things to shreads

 

[FalloutJack]

to live out my Incredible Hulk, Juggernaut, and Ben Grimm fantasies...I choose the Tank.

It's clobberin' time!!

 

[Slayer_2]

The Hunter, because it gets to scream and jump around. Unless I had to fight people armed with an assortment of firearms and blunt objects, in that case, I'd definitely be a tank.

 

[lenneth]

depends on how much of my normal brain function is altered by the infection, if i was the exact same as i was now, i would go Hunter because admit it how often would being able to jump like that not be handy?

if it were solely to kill survivors it would be charger or tank...although jockey could be good for a few laughs

 

[Purple Shrimp]

the Clown zombie

 

[Oblivianaren]

I think I would be an Hunter because they're just plain awesome or maybe I would be a Smoker, but Boomer is not so wrong either just going around puking on shit

 

[DtDust]

I am amazed that so many people are saying hunter, they die faster than a hamster in a speedbag (Haha, nobody will get that reference HERE of all places!

Personally, id be a smoker, for the most part i can stay in one place and if all else fails i could hang myself, ive always got a rope handy!

PS. You gotta love the Boomer not being an option

 

[Deleted]

Smoker standing on roofs chatting with the boomer. And laughing at the hunter's direct approach.

 

[Aesir23]

I would love to be a Hunter. I am never without my hoodie! That and the parkour. Gotta have the parkour.

 

[Yudas]

During a night out I can pull of the effect of most of these within a few hours.