Poll: If you had to be a L4D(2) infected...

[Harlemura]

I'd be a charger just for comical reasons.
Seeing one slam into a wall without even going near the survivors makes me chuckle every time.
On the downside, I wouldn't be able to type with my misshapen hands. No more Escapist!
D:

 

[Christemo]

id be the Jockey. not only is he insane AND hilarious, hes also capable of Dry-humpality (cookie for the reference).

 

[Booze Zombie]

Hunter, because he appears to be the least disfigured and the most agile, giving him the higest chance of not going splat on a wall near you.

 

[wordsmith]

During a night out I can pull of the effect of most of these within a few hours.

You leap from third story windows and pin people to the floor? Jeez, remind me to steer clear when you're pissed

 

[T3h Merc]

Smoker. I can grab Jen Taylor WITH MY TONGUE? Sign me the fuck up.

 

[Cowabungaa]

the Clown zombie

There's a Clown Zombie?!

Dark Carnival, it's the Uncommon Infected in that campaign, if you 'aggro' one, it's squeeky shoes make other zombies follow him. Also meleeing them makes their nose go honk, which is the most entertaining thing EVER in any game (second place goes to all the carnival games in the same campaign).

I'd go with the Hunter, by the way, just hop around town a bit, pick off any unsuspecting and lone traveller.

 

[Yudas]

During a night out I can pull of the effect of most of these within a few hours.

You leap from third story windows and pin people to the floor? Jeez, remind me to steer clear when you're pissed

My friends hate me for it too. I really should stop doing that.

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

The Hunters always scare the bejeezus outta me, so, one o' them, I guess.

 

[AdambotLive]

Well, being a witch would also make you cry constantly. I'd like to be a hunter. They look the coolest and can do epic pounces.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Charger. He is just badass with that arm.

 

[ravensshade]

jockey because i could ride people then

 

[pernastin]

Witch with a penchant for singing classic heavy metal is sooo seconded. I'd probably sing Iron Maiden though. Failing that, tankification would be good for releasing all that nerd rage. And I'd look totally hilarious in a suit, just like The Incredible Hulk. Hmm, must remember to wear oversized pinstripe and a fedora in any case of zombie apocalypse.

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Hunter, entirely because any L4D yaoi is only hot when one of them's involved.

 

[Mr.Black]

Charger. They make a crazy cool noise when they charge.

 

[orangebandguy]

Common infected, knowing my luck. Nothing akward to deal with like a massive arm that suggests masturbation jokes.

 

[piv0txp]

I would want to be a tank
"I may be a zombie, I may be big but that doesn't mean I'm slow"