Poll: If You Had To Date a Character From Team Fortress...Who Would It Be

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Mechsoap

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Baron von Blitztank said:
Sasha.
Dinner for two with a Minigun could be interesting. Although I WILL lose all my limbs afterwards due to "Heavy damages"
can imagen the awkward scene where heavy walks in your room when you get home ''shasha?! what are you doing, i thought what we had was special!!!''
 

Trivun

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[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
 

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Mechsoap said:
lets say you end in a situation where you have to choose one from the tf2 team on a date.

why did you choose this one?
where would you take him?
how you think the date would end?
and what clothes should he wear? (red and blue are obvious, if you like to and be creative aswell choose a colour that would fit them)
heavy...
So, Mr. Heavy.
What would you like to order?

SANDWICH!
 

LogicNProportion

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UGHHHHH! BUT THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD!

I won't pick, but I'll break it down class by class.

Medic: Guy will take care of you. Plus, German. *Swoon*
Sniper: Damn awesome accent. Most likely to be observatory of little details, like what's bothering you, etc.
Spy: The shallow reasons of a relationship would never come to be, because he could become anyone he wanted to. Plus, da 'cat's smooth!
Scout: Energetic, nice accent (again), funny, and he could probably bring in the bacon by selling Sham-Wows.
Demoman: Sexiest bastard EVAR! (Excluding Big Boss) Plus, guy knows how to party with all that booze, and he knows how to blow stuff up. Best weekends I could imagine.
Heavy: Big, strong guy. Knows how to take care of property and DAMN can he make a sammich!
Soldier: Stern, but kind of that bad-boy awesome that his ruggedness just exerts onto you. (Again, Big Boss) Plus, rocket launcher.
Engineer: Real romantic, and knows how to play guitar. Usually I don't go for country-boys, but he seems to be a real thinker. Plus, if the car ever breaks down on the way to the reservation we have, he could fix it right up...with a turret!
Pyro: Only chick. Vaginas are cool. Plus, she shares my love of fire. BURN EVERYTHING. He also must know about safety, because of the rubber suit. And something tells me that she isn't compensating for anything, as he doesn't use any big fancy machine gun or anything.

:D
 

Betancore

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The Scout, because it wouldn't be socially unacceptable for me to date him since he's not too old. Plus he's a fast talker, so we could keep up with one another.
 

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
If it is from this pic i would either choose the Spy or the Soldier.
 

Daverson

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Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxtoooooooooooooooooooooon Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!

If I weren't a dude, that is. Otherwise the Pyro, but s/he'd have to keep the suit on.
 

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
The pyro in this pic lights me on fire!! Hot ;D
 

DJDarque

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
If it were from this picture, I'd pick the sniper.
Insomniactk said:
For those who are interested in women but, like me, have horrible imaginations:
But if it were from this picture I'd pick the scout.
 

Plinglebob

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The Medic (either male or female) simply because I want a chance to swipe the Medigun :)