Poll: If You Had To Date a Character From Team Fortress...Who Would It Be

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Sven und EIN HUND

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I've definitely been ninja'd about 50 times on this one but Valve have confirmed the Pyro for being female so hey, Pyro.
 

Internet Kraken

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Sniper. I figure he's the least likely to kill me. I would say the Engineer, but considering he sawed off his arm to replace it with a mechanical hand.....yeah. Not to suggest that the Sniper is more mentally stable than anyone else. He's probably just not as easily pissed off.

Would be one really awkward dinner though.

Sven und EIN HUND said:
I've definitely been ninja'd about 50 times on this one but Valve have confirmed the Pyro for being female so hey, Pyro.
No they haven't. They constantly switch between calling the Pyro a man and a woman just to troll the fans.

Besides, even if the Pyro was a woman I still wouldn't date it. Regardless of gender, a date with the Pyro is going to end with my charred corpse lying on the floor.
 

LorChan

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Spy.
Assuming Pyro is a woman (I'm bisexual, but I prefer women), she still plays air guitar with a fire axe. And Spy, on the other hand, is pure class. Also, he's French! I know it's stereotypical, but the French are more attractive to me than most of the world at least 50% of the time.
 

Neuromaster

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
Horray for rule 63.

Going by this picture, probably the demo. Medic & engy are also tempting though.
 

Nouw

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
Was going to post this and I did laugh at that joke. Scout for me too! She's so cute!!!
 

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
By this picture...It would have to be either scout, pyro, engineer, or medic.

Heavy in this picture....made me think of a little sister's head....Is that..normal?
 

FalloutJack

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The Pyro, and I think we all know why by now, since it's the most popular vote thus far.

As to the questions...

{1} Yyyup. Because I seriously hope that's a woman with pyromania, not a man. (At least in THIS case.)

{2} The movies. Think about it for a second. I've dressed up as a Pyro, so I know it's DAMN STUFFY in that thing. I take the Pyro to a place with air conditioning to see a movie.

{3} Probably in a reasonable manner. Assuming Pyros all enjoy violence and we see a violent movie, it works out.

{4} I'm not going into that unless you can tell me it's a lady.
 

Chimpzy_v1legacy

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The Scout, if I really need to pick one of the guys.

I'd make him experience a real Force-a-Nature.

Out of the pic with with Team GRL, I'd go with any of them except Heavy. She just looks weird. Like she has mental problems or something
 

Snarky Username

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Pyro because I'm not sure if it's a she. I like a surprise. Also, it seems like a wonderful conversationalist.
 

Fr]anc[is

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If they were female, the engie, especially the one in the second picture. We might have to be careful with her robot hand though... ;p

Interestingly, the sniper seems like he would be kinda cool to get to know. He's the only one I can see going home and just grabbing a beer and watching tv. He seems like a pretty laid back normal person.
 

Skorpyo

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]
Well then, I'd have to say the Engineer.

She seems to be the most self-respecting (?) one. You know, no funny looks or poses.

I like that. Also, she'd be able to lend me a hand every so-often with a few projects...
 

Candlejack

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I'm really quite surprised that no one has mentioned the Scout's mom yet. Although, I'd suppose that carries the connotation that you're a spy...
 

Sacman

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Scout... He's a girl in my game...
[img height= 300]http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/94176a.jpg[/img]
 

Mcface

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Trivun said:
[image, height=400, width=2000]http://img.catchgamer.no/images/gallery/usergallery/15669/tf2_female.jpg[/IMG]

Yeah, going by this, I'd have to say Scout, because she is as cute as a button, and that turns me on more than any of the other looks and styles in this picture...

Oh, and for the sake of making an unfunny naughty joke. I'd love that Scout to 'bonk' me on the head... ;)
Medic would get it. oh yea.