Poll: If you had to give up sex or meat which would it be?

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Souplex

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Matt_LRR said:
The rational side of me says "give up meat, you can live without it, you'll be healthier, thinner, and more likely to attract the opposite sex."

The fatty in me says, "MEAT! OMNOMNOMNOM!"

-m
Your brain needs meat to function at full capacity! Unless you're planning on having kids, sex has no purpose outside of fun.
 

tkioz

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Personally I'd find it easier to give up sex, by the way people drawing intimacy with sex are fools, I've had long stretches of celibacy in the past and it hasn't really worried me.

I do love my steak though.
 

CrysisMcGee

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When you need it, you need it. I can take b12 vitamins for meat but there ain't no vitamin for sex.
 

BlindMessiah94

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Furburt said:
I don't eat meat, and I haven't had sex in ages.

Where do I stand?

I mean, I'd give up meat, but that ain't too difficult for me.
Same here. Right now I'm eating more meat than I am having sex (lol sounds dirty), so I guess I'd give up sex.
 

dancinginfernal

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That depends, would everybody stop having sex or just me?

Because no more people would kind of suck. If that's the case, I'd give up meat.
 

Matt_LRR

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Souplex said:
Matt_LRR said:
The rational side of me says "give up meat, you can live without it, you'll be healthier, thinner, and more likely to attract the opposite sex."

The fatty in me says, "MEAT! OMNOMNOMNOM!"

-m
Your brain needs meat to function at full capacity!


again, it's harder, but a vegetarian diet is capable of filling in all the protien gaps left by meat. So if you're going to make that claim, let's see some evidence.

-m
 

Lord_Panzer

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While I'm sure it's possible, it's a lot easier to have bacon-wrapped meat than it is bacon-wrapped sex.

I give up sex.
 

Scizophrenic Llama

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Sex. For one, I'm rather young and really have yet to go about having sex so it'd be easy to give that up.

And I won't be giving up meat for the simple fact that I am far too lazy to completely change up my diet and ensure that I am getting the proper amount of B12 vitamins and essential amino acids needed to properly function.
 

-Samurai-

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Our society holds sex up way too high. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's those "I can't live without having sex every day, or talking about it every second" kind of people. I've had enough sex in my life to know that it's extremely overrated.

Meat, however. Yum. I love a nice steak, burger, or pork chop. Especially a burger. I've basically eaten enough meat to insure a heart attack by age 40.
 

Ham_authority95

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I haven't had sex yet, so I would give that up.

A person can't keep something that they haven't experienced in the first place.

EDIT: You didn't say anything about giving up masturbation, so I'm even more satisfied with my decision. Hooray for loopholes!
 

Krantos

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Meat. Definitely meat. If you'd ever seen my wife in a negligee you'd understand.
Hell, I'd become vegan if I had too.
 

Penguinness

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It seems a lot of people would give up sex before having it. I was the complete opposite, nothing I wanted more.
 

The Singularity

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It makes me very sad that round 50% of people voted to give up sex. Greasy meat is more important that making love with someone to you people? You people must either have never had sex before, or it was bad because you weigh 300 pounds from all the bigmacs and baconaters.
 

Akalistos

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dazhat said:
I was discussing this with some friends and most of us could not decide.

I think intimacy is very important and I could live without meat.
[Insert bad pun! You know, about that choice and women... ]

I would give meat if i had the urgent, life threatening, obligation to choose. If It was a forced choice by someone, i would shoot him or her in the face.

I like cow meat. More than the average people. That why I'll never Ever go to India.
 

Necrofudge

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Hmm... Well I meat is a big cornerstone of my diet but sex is... well... sex.
I'd probably give up meat just for the challenge of figuring out what else there is to eat in the universe.