Poll: If you had to give up sex or meat which would it be?

[natster43]

Well since I have never had sex I'll stick with meat.

 

[Waddles]

If there was an I can't decide option, I would take it.
Those are the two biggest essential elements of my happiness

 

[Gavmando]

Wow. People are actually saying that they'd rather eat meat than have sex? Wow. I'm shocked.

I'm already a vego, so I guess that just leaves me with the most addictive drug ever, SEX!!!

 

[Enkidu88]

I've been wanting to give up meat in my diet anyway (mostly red meat, the lean stuff isn't too bad) so I'd probably give up meat.

 

[Naeo]

Meat. A semi-hard choice, for me, but I figure that if Indian food can taste so good without meat, hell, there's good alternatives.

 

[Jedoro]

First, I'd say "Fuck you" to whoever forced the decision on me. Then, I'd tell them I'd give up sex. I couldn't give up my precious bacon, whereas I can be perfectly content doing other things with a girl.

 

[Lazarus Long]

I've been married for four years. I have vague memories of this "sex" thing you mention. It was a kind of cake, wasn't it?

 

[Numb1lp]

Figuring I still have that nasty V card, I'm going with meat on this one.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I would give up on meat. I only eat it for the protein and shit since I don't get enough of thems essentials and blah blah blah. Go sex!

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Sex is a more important basic Pulsion than meat, also if you want Proteins you can have soya meat it tastes good too.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

I am a girl, so your question seems redundant.

nice one! hahaha

 

[Goldeneye1989]

again, it's harder, but a vegetarian diet is capable of filling in all the protien gaps left by meat. So if you're going to make that claim, let's see some evidence.

-m

That should work, .... but if i gave up meat, i wouldn't be able to enjoy watching any of your groups "Man cooking episodes" .... you do support your loading ready run group dont you? DONT YOU, .... DO YOU HATE FREEDOM SIR?!

 

[Lunar Templar]

sex, since I'm not getting any anyway nor will i be with in the for see able future, BUT i do see me hitting Wendy's for a cheese burger on Thursday ( i get paid :3 )

one a these, with fires :3

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Meh, never had sex so I wouldn't be missing much.

 

[Wadders]

Meat, obviously.

Who would possibly choose meat over sex?!

I mean, I love a medium-rare steak as much as the next man, but no real man would prioritize anything above sex. Or maybe they would. Sex is kinda like a Holy Grail to the single student male, just not as rare as the actual holy grail.

There's always meat substitute, like quorn and that shit. It tastes kinda odd, but at least it makes you feel like you're eating a cow.

 

[Plurralbles]

I'm sorry but this is very disturbing.

MEAT or sex. do you understand what euphemism you are working with!?

 

[Con Carne]

The rational side of me says "give up meat, you can live without it, you'll be healthier, thinner, and more likely to attract the opposite sex."

The fatty in me says, "MEAT! OMNOMNOMNOM!"

-m

LOL! Well put sir! well put.