Poll: If you had to live the life of a sitcom character...

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putowtin

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Seriously, drinking and smoking in a room full of books with this guy


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Johnny Novgorod

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krazykidd said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
Casual Shinji said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
Seinfeld. Coasting through life with a bunch of friends in NYC? Sign me up.
Also I would've dated Elaine.
More than that, you get to hook up with a new lady every episode.

It's seriously baffling how many women Jerry's been with.
On the downside, Newman's my neighbor :/
Kramer is his neighbor . I think Newman just lives in the building.
Technically they're neighbors. Jerry's in 5A, Kramer's in 5B and Newman's in 5E. Anyway they call each other neighbors. Same floor.
 

krazykidd

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Johnny Novgorod said:
krazykidd said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
Casual Shinji said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
Seinfeld. Coasting through life with a bunch of friends in NYC? Sign me up.
Also I would've dated Elaine.
More than that, you get to hook up with a new lady every episode.

It's seriously baffling how many women Jerry's been with.
On the downside, Newman's my neighbor :/
Kramer is his neighbor . I think Newman just lives in the building.
Technically they're neighbors. Jerry's in 5A, Kramer's in 5B and Newman's in 5E. Anyway they call each other neighbors. Same floor.
Really? Huh . I never knew that . I wonder why i always thought he was further away.
 

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Niles Crane... from Frasier.
This, definitely. Good lifestyle, intelligent professional, but not quite the egotist that his brother Frasier is.




...well, usually not the egotist that his brother Frasier is.
 

FalloutJack

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Are You Being Served?

Somehow, being a part of a British comedy sitcom is not unappealing.
 

Noetherian

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While I'd certainly second the "run screaming" option, if I HAD to be in a Sitcom... well, out of the poll options, I'd definitely go with Scrubs. It's one of the few sitcoms I enjoy, and no matter what happens, you're pretty much guaranteed a silly musical scene or other hilarity. Life sucks; might as well have fun with it.
 

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There are some big advantages to several TV shows I can think of:

Friends/HIMYM (Since they're pretty much the same show)- Sex. Lots of it. For the most part, any character on that show can consistently expect to get laid.

BBT- If you're a nerd or geek by the loosest definition, hell, if you like games (as I'm guessing most of us here do), you can expect to be intelligent and successful, with a stable job. You will also have at least one attractive girl willing to get into an intimate relationship with you, or barring that, willing to fuck you.

Simpsons- You can take comfort in knowing that you'll never feel intellectually inferior again.

Community- Greendale seems insanely fun to go to. There would always be something exciting going on, be it school-wide paintball war tearing the campus to shreds or just a mysterious case of yam sabotage.
 

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putowtin said:
Black Books
Seriously, drinking and smoking in a room full of books with this guy


Sold!
Ohhhhh I for got about this show... yes I agree with you.


Also Jess from New girl. Because, Well, who wouldn't want to live in a loft with Nick, Schmidt and Winston. Those guys are just as crazy as I am. Plus Nick Miller is a beautiful man. I would be one happy girl after living in that loft for one month.
 

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Colonel Sherman Tecumseh Potter of M*A*S*H

If I must be in a sitcom, I might as well go for a character that actually has some dignity to his life. Ironic that the only sitcom I can think of where that occurs is in the middle of a bloody war.