Poll: If you had you had to choose your execution...

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ThePirateMan

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I'd refuse and engage the guards in epic hand-to-hand combat while maniacly shouting "VALHALLA"

I'd probably be put down in a matter of seconds or even less, but it'd be worth it.
 

C2Ultima

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Gunshot to the head while sleeping. No pain. No fear. Just go to sleep, and that's the end of it.
 

hightide

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Guillotine all the way! But seriously, the guillotine needs to make a comeback, quick, painless and cheap... Whats not to love?
 

Foxbat Flyer

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Death By Snusnu!!!

being realistic though, Id hate to be beheaded... Firing squad i could do, or lethal injection... Probs the injection, because that costs tax payers a bit of money... :D
 

rutger5000

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Being pushed from a high building. One last adrenalin thrill.
That or having a series of fights to the death until I bite the dust. Must be clean fights though.
 

tehfeen83

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Being thrown out of an airlock of a space shuttle. It would be one hell of a view, for about 8 seconds.
 

Timedraven 117

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ether death by sex or death by marijuana and the thing about both is sex is enjoyable death and it takes 2x your own weight of marijuana to die you would not even be able to lift your arm after 100 joints.... can you?
 

headphonegirl

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mp3 in my ears and blindfolded standing in front of the Firing squad at dawn would be my way to go.
 

InnerRebellion

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I would not know I am to be executed. I will be walking along with a lady friend, all happy go-lucky, when suddenly....BOOM HEADSHOT! Sniped from across the town.

Or maybe killed by Mafia thugs.
 

Infernostrider

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something painless and instantaneous (sp?)....so, a second before i die, i can shout....THE CURE FOR CANCER IS.....!
or something else equally disconcerting
 

lordlillen

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ocelot0222222 said:
Pushed off a plane at 13,000 feet. That way I'd have some fun free falling before I die and possible have the opportunity to say "look up!" before I land on someone.
yeah that would be fun (plus if there is water in the general area is there a chance of survival)
 

The Funslinger

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Samwise137 said:
That one from monty python's the meaning of life wouldn't be too bad...
Ninja'd. also, like the hundreds of other people, death by snu snu.

Or death by drinking a tango ice blast with a poison in it that would make me drowsier and drowsier, and would finish me in my sleep. Delicious...
 

Quazimofo

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ocelot0222222 said:
Pushed off a plane at 13,000 feet. That way I'd have some fun free falling before I die and possible have the opportunity to say "look up!" before I land on someone.
or you could wear a helmet with goggles and a scarf of sorts and as you near the ground let it fly off as you yell FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!! before punching someone you hate in the face.
why not take an asshole with you if you are going to die i say.

as for me, sniper round through the head from far enough away i cant hear the gun, and at a time and place where i dont know its coming. knowing when you will die is probably the worst
 

Biosophilogical

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El Poncho said:
Being sent to the army to die for my country I guess. If that's not an option then when I'm sleeping, make it quick.
Bingo! It gives purpose to your death and also means that for anyone here who's into that 'atonement' stuff, you could have that as well.
 
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Being thrown out of a plane at a ridiculously high altitude.

Two reasons.
1: ....Falling rapidly from a huge height will make you black out after awhile. So it's very likely that I will be unconscious and incapable of feeling the very nasty splat at the end. Voila, no pain!

2: Nice view and I can pretend I'm flying for a few minutes! :D


Nagisa94 said:
Personally, I would choose beheading. Quick, painless, although crude. I couldn't stand the sight of a firing squad before me, or the anxiety of lethal chemicals running through my veins.
......So you think that having a heavy blade hit you in a place where you have lots of nerve endings is painless? >_> I doubt that very very much.