Poll: If you lived in space

[DasDestroyer]

Most likely dead. I can't breathe vacuum just yet.

 

[Klumpfot]

I'd be an intergalactic rockstar, or at the very least an intergalactic stagehand/rigger!

 

[Zachary Unkle]

Space Marine,that we my friend Issac and I could sing the "Space Marine Song"
" 'Cause I'm a Space Marine,and you are not a Space Marine. I am so very mean, I killed that purple dude on our team!"

 

[Voodoomancer]

Where's the option for all-conquering tyrannical Warlord?

 

[Quaxar]

Obviously space-pirate, duh.
http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/toon20051028/johnsilver.jpg

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm doomed...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Aw. Cheer up, you can come aboard my space fregatte and be my third in command!
(I'm so important I need two commands)

...

I love you bro.

That's captain bro from now on, sea space dog!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Oh god, ninja or pirate; ninja or pirate...

Well, it's hard to do some stealthing and throat-slitting in zero gravity, so pirate.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

A CEC Engineer, because they have all the fun!

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Law-abiding citizen, the rest have a life expectancy of stick-insect...and if I got bored I could always join that cosy cult of unitology...

 

[luclin92]

i would be a pilot and i would work for the people that gives me the most freedom so probably i would end up smuggling stuff.

 

[Varitel]

I said law abiding citizen, because I'm trying to be realistic. If you think about it, though, the "law-abiding citizen" will inevitably end up being the comic relief character in some kind of crazy space adventure.

 

[Zhukov]

Law abiding citizen.

The rest of them will never live to see their grandkids. Or in the case of monks, will never have grandkids to see.

 

[BoredDragon]

I would be a dreaded giant space walrus. FEAR MY PLANET SIZED TUSKS!!!!

 

[Always_Remain]

I would be a Commander Shepard. Suck on that logic.

 

[Nixzilla]

these are not the droids im looking for carry on. or Dark lord of the sith revan

 

[Shirokurou]

I'd be a goddamn star cluster.

Or Omnipotus.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Chief Engineer. I make things work.

 

[infohippie]

I would say if we all lived in space, we'd actually all be law-abiding citizens, so I'm going to assume you meant which would we think it's cooler to be. So I choose smuggler, get some of that Han Solo action going.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'd be a Freelancer, flying a civilian CTE-6000 Eagle VHF, mounting:

two X45 "Firestalker" Homing Missile Launchers
four Nomad Energy Cannons
one Corsair "Salamanca" Neutron Turret
one "Cutter" Mine Launcher, Advanced Countermeasures
one "Sunslayer" Torpedo Launcher
and equipped with an SP-e2 Advanced Brigandine HF Shield.

Delivering diamonds and Nobium to and from Leizpeg Station and New Tokyo.

 

[Gomithrus]

Supreme Overlord of the Universe obviously. That or some sort of space spy or bounty hunter.