Poll: If you met an Escapist member in real life...

[traceur_]

Well I meet shine-osophical 5 times a week seeing as we go to the same school, and I owe him 1 pimp-hand.

It depends if there was something interesting to talk about really.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Depends on what they want, I'm comfortable talking to anybody though. Also it depends on the member because some here I feel more comfortable with than others.

Is it me?! It is me! Aww, thanks!

No it is not and you should be ashamed of thinking that.

Pwease just a widdle hug?

Christ no.
I don't even hug guys.

Lying son of a beyatch.

-cry-
-keeps knife up sleave-
-he hugs me to comfort me-
FYI...I'm a spy...
-pwns with knife.

You can't stab Max!
Then who'll kill the whores?

On topic: I'd probably mumble something vaugely like 'Hello' and slink into an alleyway.

Edit: Wait, you're stabbing NoMoreSanity? Hm. I'll get back to you on that one.

Thank you.

-cry-
-keeps knife up sleave-
-he hugs me to comfort me-
FYI...I'm a spy...
-pwns with knife.

I would do no such thing. I would rather strip your dick.

You love me. Admit it.

and you can't stab NoMoreSanity.... that would make me stab you

 

[ExodusinFlames]

I'd suggest beer, or coffee.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Depends. Do I like them?

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Now i know youre much more than a pretty face but i want to meet you cos youre cute. lol, hey im honest.

Aw shucks. Most people don't assume that far. XP

You'd get a hug too. Cause you're just that cool. ^^

Naw, I wouldn't hate you.
I certainly wouldn't love you, but I wouldn't hate you.

Now you get double-hugs! :O

 

[Blow_Pop]

Depends on what they want, I'm comfortable talking to anybody though. Also it depends on the member because some here I feel more comfortable with than others.

Is it me?! It is me! Aww, thanks!

No it is not and you should be ashamed of thinking that.

Pwease just a widdle hug?

Christ no.
I don't even hug guys.

Lying son of a beyatch.

-cry-
-keeps knife up sleave-
-he hugs me to comfort me-
FYI...I'm a spy...
-pwns with knife.

You can't stab Max!
Then who'll kill the whores?

On topic: I'd probably mumble something vaugely like 'Hello' and slink into an alleyway.

Edit: Wait, you're stabbing NoMoreSanity? Hm. I'll get back to you on that one.

Thank you.

-cry-
-keeps knife up sleave-
-he hugs me to comfort me-
FYI...I'm a spy...
-pwns with knife.

I would do no such thing. I would rather strip your dick.

You love me. Admit it.

and you can't stab NoMoreSanity.... that would make me stab you

-looks around, quickly-
-i pick up a second knife-
I win...again.

you wish. don't bring a knife to a gunfight boy. not only am i skilled with and carry a knife everywhere i go(a damn sharp one too) I also am quite skilled with using my body as a weapon(as in fighting not just girlish charms)

 

[Stevato]

I would start a conversation about religion :S

Nah that'll be silly, and an easy way for me to lose friends. I'd buy them a coffee, and probably ask them to bum me a cigarette if i'm low and they happen to smoke

 

[Blow_Pop]

and you can't stab NoMoreSanity.... that would make me stab you

-looks around, quickly-
-i pick up a second knife-
I win...again.

you wish. don't bring a knife to a gunfight boy. not only am i skilled with and carry a knife everywhere i go(a damn sharp one too) I also am quite skilled with using my body as a weapon(as in fighting not just girlish charms)

You sure it's not the girlish charms part?
If not... I have a better idea...
-throws my cat at you-
-runs off in zig zags-
-you giggle because I'm a fat kid...running isn't my best subject-

I'm sure but I can use those to my advantage as well. I prefer not to though
Cats love me so that's no problem
and I could catch you no problem. I run at least once a week.

 

[smithy1234]

I would have a friendly and quaint chat with the individual in question and discuss several topics relating to being a member at the Escapist. It would be quite pleasant!

 

[scotth266]

Well, considering that I MIGHT get to go to that convention that some Escapees will be going to... I guess I'd better come up with a game plan.

Er... please don't hurt me.

Other than that, just treat me like a normal person and we'll be cool.

 

[ffxfriek]

Um say hello, maybe talk for a bit if they were friendly then go about my business? Oh wait unless it was one of the cute girls on here...thats a different story.

very nice answer my words almost exactly

 

[Gruthar]

I'd probably at least shake hands and introduce myself, but there are a few people I would casually avoid. Unless I met the hypothetical person in a group setting, I don't think I would stick around for long, at least not if there's nothing else we would have in common.

 

[twistedshadows]

Hugs scare me.

*...hugs?*

*single tear runs down cheek*
[small]Why...?[/small]

Err... because I'm nice! Oh wait, I guess that doesn't work in this case... hm.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Um say hello, maybe talk for a bit if they were friendly then go about my business? Oh wait unless it was one of the cute girls on here...thats a different story.

I don't believe there are any on here.

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