Poll: If you met an Escapist member in real life...

[Triforceformer]

The first one for most members. Yahtzee, however, I would Glomp while wearing a Michael Atkinson mask.

 

[Blow_Pop]

and you can't stab NoMoreSanity.... that would make me stab you

-looks around, quickly-
-i pick up a second knife-
I win...again.

you wish. don't bring a knife to a gunfight boy. not only am i skilled with and carry a knife everywhere i go(a damn sharp one too) I also am quite skilled with using my body as a weapon(as in fighting not just girlish charms)

You sure it's not the girlish charms part?
If not... I have a better idea...
-throws my cat at you-
-runs off in zig zags-
-you giggle because I'm a fat kid...running isn't my best subject-

I'm sure but I can use those to my advantage as well. I prefer not to though
Cats love me so that's no problem
and I could catch you no problem. I run at least once a week.

Well then...
-throws smoke bomb at feet-
-runs off from her-
ESCAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

don't you know you can't escape a ninja?

 

[Syntax Error]

Well, I severely doubt they would recognize me, but depending on who it was, I would either hug them (and scare the everloving hell out of them,) or just say hi.

Oooookay, who wants to up the ante?

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Now you get double-hugs! :O

...I take it all back!
Get thee hence!
(If you lived far away, I'd just shrug and go "meh," but since you live in the same state...)

What if I were your neighbor? Does the thought terrify you?

It makes me giggle. Personally.
And I DON'T TAKE BACK PROMISES OF HUGS!

Too late. ^^ You'll have to be smart and not add to the number.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

I don't believe there are any on here.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_Girl_Angle_Shot

lol, you are a very bad man. I appreciate your honesty.

The blonde one was pretty impressive. God that's awful, and yet awfully hilarious.

Also, there's video out there. Can't do the angle-thing with that. At least I don't think you can. @_@

 

[Kinguendo]

Hmm, it really depends... I would sneak up on Max and hug him then run away because he has promised to cut both of my legs off.

And some other people are deserving of my awesome hugs, now I am not saying they are awesome this is just a combination of the rating my hugs have been given...

Ranging from the lowest: "Oh my god, you are so huggable!"
to
The highest: "Oh my god, oh my god... OH... Oh... my g-god... I have to go change my trousers!" <- What an odd man.

 

[Blow_Pop]

and you can't stab NoMoreSanity.... that would make me stab you

-looks around, quickly-
-i pick up a second knife-
I win...again.

you wish. don't bring a knife to a gunfight boy. not only am i skilled with and carry a knife everywhere i go(a damn sharp one too) I also am quite skilled with using my body as a weapon(as in fighting not just girlish charms)

You sure it's not the girlish charms part?
If not... I have a better idea...
-throws my cat at you-
-runs off in zig zags-
-you giggle because I'm a fat kid...running isn't my best subject-

I'm sure but I can use those to my advantage as well. I prefer not to though
Cats love me so that's no problem
and I could catch you no problem. I run at least once a week.

Well then...
-throws smoke bomb at feet-
-runs off from her-
ESCAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

don't you know you can't escape a ninja?

Your not a Ninja...
This summer... Angelina Jolie is...
APRIL MARIE!
-clips of the movie show-

NO! the HORROR! we could get a hell of a better actress and cuter to play me.

The blonde one was pretty impressive. God that's awful, and yet awfully hilarious.

Also, there's video out there. Can't do the angle-thing with that. At least I don't think you can. @_@

I hate to say but i have seen this quite often online...

so wait, even though i'm NOT fat just from taking a shot like that i'm considered fat? damn i need to stop doing those shots

 

[Citrus]

Well, this thread got completely derailed.

 

[Andalusa]

Well, there's whole issue of recognising them.
But if we all walked around with badges saying "I visit the Escapist!"...
I would probably say hi depending on the member I might hand out some hugs.

 

[Fairee]

It depends who it was, most would get a hi and a casual chat, however there are some that would get a squealy "Hello! It's you! Aw man I'm so glad we've met up" and a hug. So yeah, watch out on Fri/Saturday those going to Escapism =D

 

[Panzer_God]

Have a minor heart attack, then run away before they recognize me. I don't want to go back to the white rooms, those shirts hurt my shoulders.

 

[Andalusa]

Would I get a hug?

Hmm, I guess so.