Poll: If you met an Escapist member in real life...

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

I hate to say but i have seen this quite often online...

'Tis sad indeed. Ah well. I'm not to be lumped into that group! Please?!

Just a little, but I doubt you're my neighbor.

Fine...

I doubt it too, considering Florida is bigger than many countries from whence Escapists derive. Lucky for you!

And some other people are deserving of my awesome hugs, now I am not saying they are awesome this is just a combination of the rating my hugs have been given...

Ranging from the lowest: "Oh my god, you are so huggable!"
to
The highest: "Oh my god, oh my god... OH... Oh... my g-god... I have to go change my trousers!" <- What an odd man.

:blinks:

waaah...?

 

[Tattaglia]

Kidney Punch!

"Yeah, Unskippable is alright... what the hell is that?" *points*
"Hm?"
BOOM! Right in the vitals.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Well, I have a hard time imagining in what way I would recognize an Escapist IRL, but I guess if I somehow managed to, and I knew it was an interesting person with which I could have an interesting conversation, then why not?

-snip-

Ah Max, just the man I was looking for. Talking about creepy stalking, I had a dream about you tonight.

I think I might be spending a little too much time on here...

 

[Kinguendo]

And some other people are deserving of my awesome hugs, now I am not saying they are awesome this is just a combination of the rating my hugs have been given...

Ranging from the lowest: "Oh my god, you are so huggable!"
to
The highest: "Oh my god, oh my god... OH... Oh... my g-god... I have to go change my trousers!" <- What an odd man.

:blinks:

waaah...?

Well, I can only assume that you are astounded at my "awesome"... and may I say, it is about time.

Nah, which part was weird? The Max honestly saying that he is going to cut off my legs? My awesome hugs? or maybe that very last part... which I cant even remeber because it is so normal for that to happen to loads of people that hug me?

 

[MelziGurl]

I would most likely be my overly happy self and give a cheerful hi, then it would probably be followed by the dreaded awkward silence or dreaded awkward conversation. That seems to happen alot with me *shrugs*

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Well, I can only assume that you are astounded at my "awesome"... and may I say, it is about time.

Nah, which part was weird? The Max honestly saying that he is going to cut off my legs? My awesome hugs? or maybe that very last part... which I cant even remeber because it is so normal for that to happen to loads of people that hug me?

^^

The Max part is completely typical... So definitely the last part. Scares me a bit.

Though I've had... Odd... Hugs before myself, so I shouldn't be so baffled.

 

[Goldbling]

Well, seeing as Texans with such an open mind and actually know how to use a computer are few and far between, I'd say in the rare case that I did meet someone I'd probably talk their heads off.

 

[Blow_Pop]

*holy crap cut quotes down*

Well eventually though, usually in the same set of pics those girls give themselves away. Usually cos theres nothing more than a close up of their face. That style of pic isnt a big deal unless thats all you have. Either way ive seen your pics, your safe

only because i got bored and started taking photos of myself.....

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

i dont remember or look too hard at the name of the posters, I just read the posts. I dont think i would ever recognise them or vice versa

 

[Labyrinth]

There is a very wide range of possible responses, anything from "Greet joyfully!" to "Beat to death with a shoe."

How about scented bootlaces? I could manage that.

Honestly, it would depend on the member. I've met quite a number as it is over Escapism and what-not. Have yet to run screaming or stab people to death though I did challenge Purps to a duel we still haven't fought.

I'll get you, PurpleCanadian. Just you wait.

 

[Ferrell]

You: "Hi"
Me: FALCONN PUUUNCH!

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Say hi, talk briefly and then walk away. Anyone who tries to hug me shall bump into my open hand at the height of their neck. It's a very effective technique.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Do my usual awkward muttering thing, I guess. But I'd be a lot more comfortable around an Escapee than a member of this so-called 'general public'.

 

[CrashBang]

I know one (Ranooth). We went to 6th form together. I see him about occasionally. He works in Tesco while I'm at university (owned)

 

[Sevre]

Depends.

Routine for meeting internet peoples is-

Are they older than 21?- If Yes,no hug. If No,hugs.

Do I like them online? - If Yes, I stay and chat. If No, I leave.

Male or Female? Doesn't matter to me.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Ah Max, just the man I was looking for. Talking about creepy stalking, I had a dream about you tonight.

You know what?
It was creepy the first couple times someone came to me and said "I had a dream about you."
Now it's pretty normal.

So the next time I find myself facing down a jury of my "peers," I will point to this moment to back up my "not guilty by means of insanity" plea.

I didn't have a dream about you last night. Or any man, except for the ones I killed. In my dream, I mean.

You all think I'm joking.

I probably wouldn't talk to any of you in real life, unless it was at a convention. It'd just be too awkward. Unless I'd talked to you a fair amount on PM or something. At least that way I know we have common interests.

Actually, I know at least one Escapist who lives in my city. But I doubt I've ever met him. It's a big town. Be cool if I had, though.

 

[Blanks]

Attack them