Poll: If you were drafted (conscripted, whatever), what would you do?

[Brownie101]

I need the "Other" option.
Make enough friendly fire incidents to get my own shortcut (CTRL + F + U) and be declared insane.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I would do my duty and serve my country.

 

[A Weary Exile]

I'm terrified of cockroaches, so automatic weapons and nuclear missles are a bit out of my league.

Honestly? It depends on whether or not the war was to ensure the survival of my country (America) or it's another war where they just say it's crucial to our survival when it's really about greed/politics/etc. . I would only fight in the former type of conflict, if it was the latter I'd haul ass to Canada.

 

[Tdc2182]

Probably enlist before a draft was needed. Unless it was something were my country was taken over by a dictator and we were going all haulocaust style on some race. Then I would rebel or someat.

 

[Blackflame140]

TO ENGLAND!

 

[Hellz_Barz]

Well, you might also want to check that out:

lol if only my defence force interview was so easy. but it looks like conscription will be the only i get to fight for my country.

 

[lucaf]

TO ENGLAND!

lol well if you are american chances are we are fighting with you, so not helpful

personally, i would fight. im sure if they found the need to conscript me its a worthy cause

 

[JoshGod]

conscript me? lol.
i wouldnt be accepted into the army until no one else is left.
my brother tried to join and got rejected (im far less fit/healthy than him)
i should illaborate we both have asthma


i would of thouht thought that somewere in the constitution you would be protected from conscription.
anyway if i were picked, canada.
im not going vietnam.
**** that
then again i have no loyalty to a flag or politicians

edit:
no country that conscripts you to fight for it deserves you to fight for it.

 

[The Great Zegrool]

"Oookay, you just conscripted someone that cut themselves putting on a seat belt. You sure about that?"

 

[Bobzer77]

Wheres my, "gain support of fellow soldiers, walk into HQ and kill everyone in the officers barracks, lead a revolution to overthrow the obviously fascist government (seeing as we are talking conscription here) and herald a new golden age of freedom, democracy and human rights" option?

 

[neoman10]

holy shit, this is officially my most successful thread evar

I would like to thank the academy for this honor

 

[thylasos]

Be in a protected profession, probably.

 

[Snowalker]

Wonder why the fuck the humans want an alien in their army.

Ok, wait alien as in other planets or alien as in from another country?

Well, it seems my posts of anti-humanity aren't very popular.

I'm from another world. I have a big spaceship. Wanna see it?

Umm... no..

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Pull a Big Wednesday on them...

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I'm curious as to what that exactly entails...

Go rent the movie, you won't regret it...
They

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Act insane, act like nazis, and act gay to avoid the draft...

Oh, I thought you meant putting on a Gary Busey mask and scaring the shit out of everyone at the enlistment center.

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Bleh...

 

[kirbydon]

Life isn't that great, so war here I come.

Maybe I'll be part of something greater, something with meaning.

UNLESS the war is caused by stupid reasons.

 

[Lexodus]

Am registered as a conscientious objector, and big and strong enough to stop myself from getting rogered. Am also the proud owner of a V mask and cape

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Ha! I'm mental so they can't draft me!

 

[Pendragon9]

I wouldn't be drafted because I wouldn't be able to pass any of the physical tests.