I want all the talent from Fox new to beat me to death with a hammer while unknowingly being filmed and the leaked on the internet
How do you like your Fox and Friends now?
If that doesn't work, I want to get stoned to death. As in I want to die from smoke asphyxiation from marijuana. Seems like I totally awesome way to go.
Oh yeah, are you sure decapitation is still used as a death penalty?