Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?
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Lethal injection and Decapitation would go fast, but I think the anticipation would kill me anyway. I can see the electric chair really hurting (doubt I'd die immediately, so that'd be 30 seconds of hell before I'm sent to, well, hell). I'd never do the gas chamber or hanging because I have a semi-morbid fear of dying through asphyxiation, so I guess that leaves the Firing Squad.
Alternatively, if I were the executioner, I'd get the entire firing squad to put like 2 clips full of blanks in their guns before the actual bullets and shout "HA HA! YOU FLINCHED!" every time they fire.
Alternatively, if I were the executioner, I'd get the entire firing squad to put like 2 clips full of blanks in their guns before the actual bullets and shout "HA HA! YOU FLINCHED!" every time they fire.
Out of those choices, I'd have to say firing squad. Seems like a more honerable way to go for some reason.
Uh... Britian doesn't have the death penalty. Well technically we still have it for treason, but no-one would ever really be bothered enough to kill our monarchs, since they don't actually do anything any-more. Britain effectively has no death penalty.Macgyvercas said:
....Thrown out of a plane at a ridiculously high altitude with no Parachute.
I get to experience the thrill of skydiving, and I am totally unconscious by the time I hit the ground with a sickening *SPLAT!* so I don't get to experience any pain.
Honestly, I am shocked that we have not developed a painless method of death yet. As much as some monsters deserve terrible deaths...it just seems to primitive and backwards to stoop to their level in order to punish them. We should be able to take them out in one swift painless move.
I get to experience the thrill of skydiving, and I am totally unconscious by the time I hit the ground with a sickening *SPLAT!* so I don't get to experience any pain.
Honestly, I am shocked that we have not developed a painless method of death yet. As much as some monsters deserve terrible deaths...it just seems to primitive and backwards to stoop to their level in order to punish them. We should be able to take them out in one swift painless move.
burn up in re-entry death!
that would be awesome.. quick, pretty, and allows me to think that if i last long enough i might land on and kill someone else... DYNAMIC re ENTRY!
fired out of a cannon at a high enough rate of speed i'm unconscious by the time i crash into the side of the medieval castle i'm aimed at.
basic instinct, banging a hot chick and at the point of orgasm she shivs me in the brainstem for instadeath.
that would be awesome.. quick, pretty, and allows me to think that if i last long enough i might land on and kill someone else... DYNAMIC re ENTRY!
fired out of a cannon at a high enough rate of speed i'm unconscious by the time i crash into the side of the medieval castle i'm aimed at.
basic instinct, banging a hot chick and at the point of orgasm she shivs me in the brainstem for instadeath.
Death by science. Test every dangerous and experimental new technology until one of them kills me... or makes me immortal. (hehe, suckers).
one on one sword fights till I lose, I want to go out fighting for what I believe in, even if I cant win
But me in a small room with a table and a knife. I can't leave this room at all.
There's an unbreakable, see through wall in the room with Tommy Wiseau on the other side. He has a new script in his hands and he's been ordered to read it to me all the way through and it's 1000 pages long.
Do the math.
There's an unbreakable, see through wall in the room with Tommy Wiseau on the other side. He has a new script in his hands and he's been ordered to read it to me all the way through and it's 1000 pages long.
Do the math.