Poll: If you were to join the military

[SuperUberBob]

A friend of mine was a barber for the military during Vietnam.

Solid job to have.

 

[WestMountain]

Tech would probably be the least scary one so I would go with that

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I would like to be a tech specialist in a nuclear bunker. That way I'd never have to fight, and I'd be as safe as possible when the bombs start falling.

 

[Tartarga]

If it was me i'd try to get as far away from the front lines as possible. So sharpshooter I guess.

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

if I got to do whatever I want? A-10 pilot.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Figther Pilot, it is amazing what just one plane can do in a war

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Tank Driver.

Tanky tank tank beats EVERYTHING!

 

[The Undoer]

Dirty filthy slit your throat, drag your corpse and steal your uniform'er. AkA. THE SNEAKY BUGGER. Closest thing to a safe job, artillery would be my main target if I was in a war, Grunts are not well hidden, everyones on the look out for snipers. Makes sense yeah?

 

[coldshadow]

I would exept nothing less than supreme commander.

 

[1-800 NOOB OWNED]

I would like to be a sapper explosives and shotguns are deh best

 

[Deofuta]

Airforce for me!

 

[Robyrt]

If I just got to do whatever I want? Strategist.

Realistically, if I got drafted? Analyst, about 3 levels below said strategist, poring over counterintelligence data.

 

[GeneralGrant]

Well I'm joining the Army Nurse Corps and that's not on your list

 

[SirDerick]

Airforce.
If videogames have taught me anything it's that I wouldn't last two seconds on the ground.

 

[wooty]

I want to join these lads, the big guns

Spoiler

 

[_Cake_]

Women in the military have 1 in 3 chance of being sexually assaulted at least once. So I would be a deserter.

 

[Leifur]

Standing far away stuffing big shells in a cannon for me I suppose. Not that I ever would join the military, not realy interested in killing people.

 

[Jark212]

Fire suppression specialist...

"Me: Sir the Humvee is on fire!
Squad Leader: Put it out Stuart.
Me: But there shooting at us Sir!
Squad Leader: Turn the fire hose on them"

Shenanigans will be had...

 

[Julianking93]

Maybe medical or sharpshooter.

Whichever one has the lowest risk of dying.