Poll: Immortality, with a catch

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ElPatron

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Yeah that was my point, I only gain a year so whats the point if Im locked up for more than that.
1. Kill several people
2. Create conflicting evidence
3. If you get caught, run. You're immortal.
4. If they lock you up even though you have telekinesis, do it in a country with a max sentence, and wait patiently while you enjoy not growing old.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!
 

Goofguy

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Goofguy said:
Joining the army would probably help you out with that whole "being hard to kill gangsters" thing while the moral implications are thrown out the window if you're doing it for what you believe is right.
Funny you should mention that, I am in the army. It's not my job to kill gangsters and it's not a fair generalization to consider us all to be hardened killing machines.

If you believe killing criminals to extend your lifespan is right, all the power to you. I'll just never be convinced to do so.
 

AgDr_ODST

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I highly doubt I'd be able to get away with the first killing if I did commit to this idea of 'immortality so Im saying no. Unless there was some dark system in place that would conceal the proof of my involvement in the killings, then I think I would give it ago........and sadly I know exactly who I would make my first victims to gain the extra years
 

Rowan93

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Depending on how efficiently you think charity money can be spent, I'm probably already murdering a child every time I upgrade my computer. So yeah, of course I'll go for this.

I wouldn't try becoming particularly superheroic or supervillainous, I'd just live a pretty chill life, while being immortal, and occasionally kill people. Since forensic technology is likely to advance quite a bit, I'd probably have to get plenty of murders in pretty early to make sure that I have a head start (if I can live 200 years, by age 150 I'll be in a position of power and able to cover things up).

Although I'm not sure if this actually counts as immortality, because, you know, it ends unless you sustain it. Not sure what the technically correct phrase would be, though.

Oh, also, would I die when my time runs out, or would I just become mortal again? (Since I expect science to discover immortality in the next few centuries, even if it's not within my lifetime, and the non-murderey kind would be preferable).
 

Dogstile

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Goofguy said:
dogstile said:
Goofguy said:
Joining the army would probably help you out with that whole "being hard to kill gangsters" thing while the moral implications are thrown out the window if you're doing it for what you believe is right.
Funny you should mention that, I am in the army. It's not my job to kill gangsters and it's not a fair generalization to consider us all to be hardened killing machines.

If you believe killing criminals to extend your lifespan is right, all the power to you. I'll just never be convinced to do so.
For your first point, I wasn't generalizing, I was assuming if someone joined up under this whole immortality thing to kill people, they'd try to join a combat regiment. Failing that (because hell, I don't know how the army works) I hear America has many places to learn how to shoot. Many options of learning how to make it easier to kill said gangsters.

Second point: Fair enough, I wasn't really trying to convince you and I doubt i'd do it (living to the point where everyone I know was dead so long ago I hardly remember them? Fate worse than death).
 

Seneschal

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I have a feeling (or rather "hope that I'm not surrounded by despicable selfish sociopaths") a lot of people just read the poll and not the opening post. Jesus Christ, people.
 

GraveeKing

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I'd do it even without the telekinetic powers, I'd move to somewhere like Africa or India, go on a killing spree in some village where nobody will ever notice until it's too late - then come back home with 300 years of life under my belt.
In that time I'll make myself rich and powerful, then when the 300 years is up I'll be able to call up sacrifices by paying off family's or just kidnapping people.

Hey. It's immortality - may as well make the best of it!
 

DeepReaver

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Seneschal said:
I have a feeling (or rather "hope that I'm not surrounded by despicable selfish sociopaths") a lot of people just read the poll and not the opening post. Jesus Christ, people.
Frankly, i cannot speak for the others but being a riflemen was the only thing i was good at, if i could earn years of my life by doing what i am good at you can bet i would get involved someplace where i could, be it working for a government taking out terrorists or allying with a government in exile in Africa taking care of the current dictator.
 

jurnag12

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I'd go for it, but only for a while. True immortality doesn't really sound appealing to me, so I'd just extend the whole shebang for about 200-300 years by killing criminals to master whatever skills I fancy (Think about how awesome a guitar player you'll be after 200 years of practice!), then allow myself to become mortal again and die a nice, natural death at age 85, living in luxury from the masses of wealth that I have accumulated over the past few centuries.
Sure, it's selfish, even if I only kill criminals, but I'd still do it.

Also, the masses of wealth shall be used to finance the development of a real, working Lightsaber. If I get telekinesis, I'll damn well be a Jedi.

Keoul said:
Heh I think after too long people would start to look like your avatar OP.

Question about it though, would abortion doctors live forever?
You can hardly call a small lump of cells a living person, now can you?
 

Seneschal

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DeepReaver said:
Seneschal said:
I have a feeling (or rather "hope that I'm not surrounded by despicable selfish sociopaths") a lot of people just read the poll and not the opening post. Jesus Christ, people.
Frankly, i cannot speak for the others but being a riflemen was the only thing i was good at, if i could earn years of my life by doing what i am good at you can bet i would get involved someplace where i could, be it working for a government taking out terrorists or allying with a government in exile in Africa taking care of the current dictator.
Unless 52.7% of this forum consists of riflemen, then a lot of people are overestimating their ability and willingness to take another life.
 

sumanoskae

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... Yeah, yeah I probably would. No, I don't think it's right or justified at all, but realistically I'd do it anyway. The things I do already get other living things killed inadvertently and indirectly. I might as well have to look my victims in the eye.

besides, I imagine I could probably find a healthy supply of people more than deserving of death. They might as well serve a purpose. But I'm not gonna pretend I wouldn't do it anyway
 

SilentVirus

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No I would not. For one, as said previously, killing someone to extend your life is not immortality. And two, immortality is over rated. You'll never be able to enjoy life because say if you kill 100,000 people and thus live for 100,000 years, it would appear that human beings are exploding in and out of existence. Your perception of time wold be so greatly distorted, that a moment for you would be an entire lifetime for a regular, less-immortal person. Your brain is not adjusted to be able to pick up and retain knowledge pass a regular lifetime, so anyone you meet you'll almost instantly forget. And finally, in the end, you are not immortal at all. I can say with great certainty that you will get stuck or trapped somewhere (say, in the rubble of a collapsed building?) and you will eventually die because you could not meet your annual death quota. It's not always the rubble of buildings is cleared, eventually rescue forces will just up and say "good 'nuff" and leave and rebuild over the trash. You will be apart of that trash. And lets say, by some slim chance you don't get bored and managed to live the full duration of the sun. It will go supernova, all humans will die (except for you of coarse) and you will be left, spinning throughout the void of space. Left eventually to die because you couldn't kill anymore humans to extend your life.

tl;dr version: No.

So there's my answer.
 

Do4600

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SlaveNumber23 said:
However, there is a catch. To gain immortality you must first murder a person. Every time you murder someone your immortality will be extended by 1 year. You cannot pay or persuade someone else to commit the murder for you and you cannot set up a trap to kill your victim, you must directly and personally end their life. Killing someone with a terminal illness or who is over 80 does not count.
That's not immortality then, so it's not a catch, it's a totally different concept.

And it would be too easy, just join the military.
 

Whispering Cynic

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Yes, of course I would. It's the perfect deal: immortality, power AND a way out of the deal if you so choose. Killing people is no big issue, you just have to find proper victims (criminals and such) and with TK powers... let's just say that with TK and intimate knowledge of human anatomy you can kill people without leaving any trace.