Poll: Improve your life with one of these choices!

[laughinggod]

If you could have one of these features from now on, which one would you choose?

1.Your house will never have bugs, rats, spiders and all those other pests you hate.
2.Everything you buy from now on will have a 5% discount
3.You will always stay in shape
4.Your eyes will always be good, so you'll never need glasses.
5.If your friends talk crap behind your back, you'll know it somehow.
6.You'll get 10 million dollars but all your family members and friends will disappear forever.
7.Lose a dollar everyday but you'll always be happy.

 

[Mstrswrd]

I'm going to go with 3. While I am tempted to go with 6, I do love my Mom, so I'd have to say "No," to 6. On the other hand, I'm lazy, so always staying in shape no matter what would be a huge boon for me.

 

[C0nn0r666]

i hate spiders!

 

[Nmil-ek]

3 works for me you learn to live with the occasional mouse anyway >_>

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

6 works best for me. I despise my family. of course, i would prefer £10 million. its worth more then your american monopaly money =P

 

[Gerazzi]

3 is teh 1337 answer.
Also, staying in shape...
but the shape of what, exactly?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

1) I like them
2) Good deal
3) I'm usually in shape anyway
4) I like my glasses
5) They do, I don't want to know.
6) Not worth the loss

5% is great when you can sell it on to others

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[quiet_samurai]

I would love to no longer have to excercise anymore, and be able to eat pizza and ice cream everyday. So 3, the others aren't really that appealing or just downright crazy.

 

[teutonicman]

Wow I'm really surprised about how many people are worried about staying in shape.

 

[Gerazzi]

3 is teh 1337 answer.
Also, staying in shape...
but the shape of what, exactly?

For you, a banana, apparently.

I don't know, if this person where to be some sort of evil genie or something that could be misconstrued.

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

You should have added something no one would ever pick, just to see if anyone would pick it like:

Forever live in a swamp you can never leave, but you get [generic wanted object of no real value in a swamp].

 

[Timotei]

4 for me. Then I won't have to wear contacts.

Wait! But then I won't Suisieseki anymore.

 

[PirateKing]

I picked 4, but 3 was very tempting. I hate wearing my glasses, and I can't leave my contacts in all the time. If I had good eyes I would be invincible.

 

[Gooble]

The 5% discount on everything...and why would you want to lose a dollar every day???

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

5, It practically puts a big red target on anybody that could possibly wish me harm. But also because of the fact, I CAN READ FUCKING MINDS.

3 sounds good, but.. I have a reason, a person to enjoy exercising with. =]

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[teisjm]

Wow, i'm the only one who chose 7 as of the time i type this (36 poll entries)

a dollar a day is really cheap for lifelong happyness.

can't figure out why the majority would chose 3 over this, honestly getting in a somewhat good shape isn't that hard, especially if you're happy all the time.

edit: ofc some asshole (kidding) had to vote 7 as well while i was typing