Poll: Improve your life with one of these choices!

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Souplex

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Hey, give me 2% less than the amount you are about to spend and I will buy the thing with my 5% discount.
 

barryween

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3, because I could have a really time consuming job (artist) and still be in shape, meaning I could spend more time on my job, instead of trying to be fit.
 

Gerazzi

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scifidownbeat said:
Gerazzi said:
scifidownbeat said:
Gerazzi said:
3 is teh 1337 answer.
Also, staying in shape...
but the shape of what, exactly?
For you, a banana, apparently.
I don't know, if this person where to be some sort of evil genie or something that could be misconstrued.
damn, you're right. wait....

There's a seventh choice? "Lose a dollar every day but you'll always be happy."

It seems bad, but then, would I lose only a dollar every day? If so, I'd pick that and head straight to Vegas.
well I mean isn't it obvious?
The sixth option has negative repercussions while the other ones do not seem to, so logically... erm... okay, I can't see any possibilities for the "you won't ever need glasses" one.

Maybe you can see fine, but only in black and white?
There's got to be a downside!
 

Azraellod

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i choose 2) i guess. that just sounds like a brilliant edge.

i considered 6), but there are a few people i would miss in that situation.

5) would be useful if i actually cared about most of it.

3) and 4), interesting, but unnecessary for my lifestyle.

1) and 7) are of little interest to me.
 

Metric Monkey

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I choose 1. I HATE those buggers.
Why I deny other choices.
2. I can handle money well.
3. Already in shape, doing things so I stay in shape.
4. I'm fine with contacts or glasses.
5. I don't care if they do, because I usually find out one way or another. [small] But my friends know I wouldn't care if they tried to insult me, so if they have a problem with me, they just tell me. Either that or they don't talk to me... ever. [/small]
6. I'm greedy, but not to the point where I'd do that.
7. Screw happiness, I'd keep my money.
 

New Troll

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1.Your house will never have bugs, rats, spiders and all those other pests you hate.
Even though I am scared of spiders and hate roaches, they don't really harm anything.

2.Everything you buy from now on will have a 5% discount
I get 10% off almost everything I buy already.

3.You will always stay in shape
Thought about picking this one, but I'm not really out of shape to begin with.

4.Your eyes will always be good, so you'll never need glasses.
Have worn glasses most my life. Use to them.

5.If your friends talk crap behind your back, you'll know it somehow.
I don't care what people say about me.

6.You'll get 10 million dollars but all your family members and friends will disappear forever.
I love my family and friends. Any one of them is worth more to me than money.

7.Lose a dollar everyday but you'll always be happy
Easy choice. I already spend more than this on stuff that ends up not making me happy. So not only will I be happy, but I'll be saving tons of money also.
 

NeutralDrow

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Tough choice between three and seven.

On the one hand, staying in shape is great. On the other, doing so for no effort invalidates half the reason of staying in shape, though in one interpretation "staying in shape" might just cut down on required effort, rather than eliminate it entirely (and it might help in some aspects of exercise, like martial arts).

On the one hand, a dollar a day is an extraordinarily low price to pay for happiness. On the other hand, there might be some philosophical quandaries to remaining happy all the time.

I think I'll just flip a coin...

EDIT: Apparently, the result of my coin flip was the same as everyone else's.
 

Assassin Xaero

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laughinggod said:
If you could have one of these features from now on, which one would you choose?

1.Your house will never have bugs, rats, spiders and all those other pests you hate.
2.Everything you buy from now on will have a 5% discount
3.You will always stay in shape
4.Your eyes will always be good, so you'll never need glasses.
5.If your friends talk crap behind your back, you'll know it somehow.
6.You'll get 10 million dollars but all your family members and friends will disappear forever.
7.Lose a dollar everyday but you'll always be happy.
1 - Don't really have the problem right now
2 - Not much, but better then nothing...
3 - Psh... Don't need to worry about that...
4 - They are pretty good now...
5 - Meh, me knowing it doesn't really change much... probably be better not to know...
6 - Would go with this, except I've just found a really good friend recently...
7 - Meh, it is only a dollar...

Probably go with 2...
 

hopeneverdies

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1.Your house will never have bugs, rats, spiders and all those other pests you hate.
2.Everything you buy from now on will have a 5% discount
3.You will always stay in shape
4.Your eyes will always be good, so you'll never need glasses.
5.If your friends talk crap behind your back, you'll know it somehow.
6.You'll get 10 million dollars but all your family members and friends will disappear forever.
7.Lose a dollar everyday but you'll always be happy.

5 for me.

For 1, we don't get those pests
For 2, I tend to not buy things unless it's pretty cheap or I need a replacement
For 3, I'm ultra thin naturally
For 4, I wear contacts
For 6, again I don't buy things and who wants money over companionship?
For 7, I don't have much money to start with and I'm okay
 

ScarlettRage

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#3 cause i rather need itabout now

im a little fluffy around the middle :)

(yea i know, more of me 2 love...)
 

Nukey

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7) one dollar a day for eternal happiness sounds like a grade trade to me!
of course over time that amount of money would be staggering, but i on the bright side i wouldn't care becuase i would always be happy.