Poll: In an event of a zombie apocalypse I would.....

[Reaper69lol]

There are some options above...... but, what would you guys do? Personally I would barricade myself in my room, and then proceed climbing to the roof, for a better view lol.
Also, I was inspired by this http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/what_youd_do_during_a_zombie_a.php
and I'm intrested to see the statistics escapist will show
So, dont be shy, vote and post your ideas/things you would do, or attempt to atleast...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd stock up on an arsenal of weapons and store a cache of food and liquids so i can survive. then kill everyone who gets in my way of survival and take their supplies.

 

[MortisLegio]

1. find hunting rifle and ammo
2. take over walmart
3. sit on top and snipe the zombies

my 3 step plan to zombie survival

 

[soren7550]

I'd stock up and try to get to a fortified place/fortify the place I'm at. (wow, at least three zombie related threads in the 'latest activity' thing, and my bros are watching Zombieland right now. Weird!)

 

[cernik]

I don't see cry and scream like a little ***** on the poll options...

 

[open trap]

I would take it as an oprotunity to channel my hate twords the human race killing both the living and undead

 

[Simalacrum]

To be fair, I read somewhere that there are more people alive today than all of the past generation's dead combined (i.e. we outnumber the dead, surprisingly), I wouldn't be so scared... I'd just wait for the army to squash them completely and utterly

 

[Elle-Jai]

Grab a shovel, head for the shops, get something to tide me over (food, washing powder... couldn't be wandering about covered in blood, it'd be too confusing for the army), then start heading for my aunt's place in the country with a few hefty mates, so at least we could see them coming, but better yet, most of them wouldn't bother walking 15 k along a fairly empty stretch of road, so we'd be able to whack the more determined ones and be at leisure until someone in power/science figured out what to do about it.

 

[Biggy Man]

Go to small gun shop, then raid small shops for food. All while staying the hell away from safeway and walmart.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

Suicide should really be an option on the poll. I understand how you wouldn't think of this because your probably a fighter but I am a realist.

 

[Harn]

First option 1, then option 2, then option 5.

 

[Marter]

I would hold up somewhere safe, and hope that it was winter at the time. Zombies shouldn't be able to live in -40C weather.

 

[Timotei]

I would create an impenetrable wall of zombie threads.

After that all I have to worry about are the Blue. >.>

 

[Logic 0]

Jokeingly: go in Dr.cid style.

Really: load up on weapons and supplies go to the second story of my place then destroy the stairs and always have a back up position.

 

[Fidelias]

So yeah, I'd take all the guns from my home(all freaking 15 of them) and head to the nearest army base. If soldiers weren't infected, it's a good refuge. If they are, kill them, then take a tank and travel to the coldest region of the world(that I could still survive in, of course). Zombies(dead=no body heat)+cold temperatures=zomsicals. Yummy.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Grab a weapon, loot the surrounding area, and then find a nice place to hunker down for the long haul. Or I'd just wander the countryside scrounging for food and avoiding the undead.

 

[Powereaver]

all the top 3 would apply... get weapons, find food and find a good hiding place then sit and out and anything that moves outside cops a faceful of fire or whatever

 

[drizztmainsword]

I'd instantly call my entire crew and we'd get into my airship. We'd then start flying to the remote pacific island that we have stocked with a hundred-lifetimes supply of food, weaponry, and fuel.

People that we see in need along the way would be rescued only if they could offer a useful skill. Gotta pull your own weight! Can't have weak folk messing up the gene pool that we've got to repopulate the earth with!

Once we arrive on the island, we will make it a certifiable fortress. In the unlikely event of an underwater zombie march of doom, we will launch our flotilla of airships and create a city in the sky, floating through the air for generations.

Always have contingency plans!

 

[Cryogaijin]

Lets see. . . I own a hunting rifle and have about 250 rounds on hand. Check.

I own a battle rifle and have over 1k rounds on hand. Check.

I own a shotgun, but don't have all that much in the way of buckshot or slugs. Best rely on my battle rifle. Still I have a TON of birdshot for shooting clays so it is a useful deterrant to looters.

I own a handgun with over 500 rounds on hand. Check.

I don't know if my 3 .22s would be any use, but I have about 10k rounds of .22 rimfire, so that might be useful for something.

As for supplies, I live in alaska, and have 30 days worth of supplies on hand. So I'd probably wait 3 weeks, then use my last week's worth of supplies to start scavanging.

So my plan: Stay home, read books off my Nook for which I have a solar charger?

 

[Levitas1234]

Why is browse /b/ not on the list?