Poll: In which level of Hell will you end up?

[rokkolpo]

i'll let the demons fight over me.

 

[Ekonk]

Does being an atheist make me a heretic?

It does.

 

[Argtee]

Circle six, no question about it. I'm one zealous atheist.

What this man said.

 

[Irridium]

Wait, what about sloth?

 

[Ekonk]

And because the Pope demolished Limbo last year and built a multi-story car park there.

Exactly.

Wait what?

Limbo was abolished because the Pope declared that it was no longer part of the doctrine. Linky: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article598134.ece

I'm getting a 404 on the escapist, but honestly, what the fuck? How the hell can they just abolish a Circle of Hell??? This stresses their credibility somewhat.

 

[Ekonk]

Wait, what about sloth?

Dante didn't find it bad. All the lazy peeps go to heaven and water plants for all eternity.

 

[magicmonkeybars]

Level eight is as low as I'll go I think

 

[Berethond]

Five.

Or Nine.
I'm one angry traitor.

 

[Adam]

Circle seven cuz I have sex with men...*sigh* I am so glad that God does not exist, I mean im a nice guy and all but just because I have a C*** up my A** every now and again I have to suffer and burn in hell for eternity? Get a f***** grip

You manage to bring it rather unsophisticated, but you have a good point.

Comes across as coarse and unsophisticated maybe but it's the truth anyway. It is a good point but im sure hundreds of other people can put it in much better ways than me, I am not a grammer king nor am I eloquent.

 

[Ekonk]

And because the Pope demolished Limbo last year and built a multi-story car park there.

Exactly.

Wait what?

Limbo was abolished because the Pope declared that it was no longer part of the doctrine. Linky: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article598134.ece

I'm getting a 404 on the escapist, but honestly, what the fuck? How the hell can they just abolish a Circle of Hell??? This stresses their credibility somewhat.

FFS sorry. Search 'pope abolishes limbo' in google or go here on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbo#Modern_era

How ridiculous. They act as if God has made all this shit, but suddenly they just want to change the rules. I'm hoping for "THIS JUST IN: METEOR SMASHES VATICAN IN DIVINE WRATH."

 

[Uncreative]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Low

Huh, lookithat.

 

[woodwalker]

I'm either going to the Seventh Circle (Anti-theist) or the Fifth Circle (I am angry and grumpy).

 

[Ekonk]

Circle 2!

Can't be that bad can it?

According to Dante, you'll be hurtled around at breakneck speed in a deafening hurricane till the very end of time. You could do worse in Hell.

 

[Irridium]

Wait, what about sloth?

Dante didn't find it bad. All the lazy peeps go to heaven and water plants for all eternity.

oh... well thats cool

 

[DemonicVixen]

I am already living in hell. We all are. If there is such thing as god then he spit us into the devils mouth the day we were born. If i die, there is either limbo or heaven coming for me...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Circle 2!

Can't be that bad can it?

According to Dante, you'll be hurtled around at breakneck speed in a deafening hurricane till the very end of time. You could do worse in Hell.

Meh, at least I won't have to watch fox news.

 

[Jark212]

Circle Six: The Burning City of Dis.

I'd be Mayor in a week...