Poll: Injustice League Asks: Beards on Guys, Yes or No?

[Euryalus]

[HEADING=1]INJUSTICE LEAGUE[br]ASKS [br][small]Beards on Guys. Yes or No?[/small][/HEADING]​

Welcome! Welcome fellow escapists. I will dispense with the usual formalities since you almost certainly know who we are and how dangerous we can be if you cross us.

[sub][sub][sub] You do remember who we are right? T^T[/sub][/sub][/sub]

We are here today for science and to reinforce subtle mind control suggestions we implanted in your psyches for later activation. You get to have fun and participate in a social experiment, while we can progress in our self serving noble goal of furthering our plans for world domination humankind's scientific knowledge. For this study to work, we sadly cannot reveal to you what exactly we are studying, but all you need to do is open this page and be exposed to the brain waves answer this simple question. In terms of their aesthetic, do you prefer men with or without beards?

[HEADING=3]Beards on men, yes or no?[/HEADING]​

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[small] T0ad 0f Truth [/small]
[small]Chief Inquisitor[/small]

THIS THREAD APPROVED BY THE INJUSTICE LEAGUE

 

[Teoes]

I grow facial hair like either a 14 year-old boy or a 70 year-old woman, so much as I'd like a proper MANBEARD they remain the stuff of wistful dreams.

Thanks for opening those old wounds T0ad. I'm now off to cry down my baby-smooth chin. D:

 

[Thaluikhain]

I've going to say "It depends".

Like, villain with dark hair should have goatees (and dramatic facial expressions). Nobody else should.

 

[IndomitableSam]

If you can do it well, do it. If it's sparse and creepy, please please please don't.

I prefer about a 2-day scruff, usually. Not technically bearded, but enough to look rugged.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Chicks dig my goatee and even if they didn't, I'd still wear it. Beard lyfe.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Must we always pick to have a beard, or not have a beard?

Spoiler: Some days I feel like a bit of both!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

There is only one answer for this godly question


Beards are the thing that separate the men from the boys. ITS THE MOST VITAL THING A MAN CAN HAVE TO MAKE HIM A MAN! And if you don't have one, you better give me your man badge boy!

 

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

I think they look gross and would never kiss/ date a guy with a beard. Even if they have a little stubble it feels gross to kiss them and makes my face itchy and red. None of the men in my family can even grow beards anyhow, ( Native American) so it was strange the first time I saw one. Maybe that is why I find them repulsive, it looks like they are wearing their pubes on their faces. LOL

 

[Aedes]

If I could permanently remove mine, I would.
It makes me look way older than what I really am. I hate it. <.<

 

[Fijiman]

Well I enjoy having a goatee, however, I can't say whether I prefer men with or without beards because I'm not into men. Although I will say that some men have some really impressive facial hair.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Depends on if they're capable of growing a beard. Some guys can pull it off, others can't.

 

[Euryalus]

Chicks dig my goatee and even if they didn't, I'd still wear it. Beard lyfe.

You must be quite the...

Spoiler

Yes, personally, I am not fond of how I look clean shaven and prefer to have a bit of stubble, makes me look...less baby-faced.

Should we start calling you Baby face tizzy now?

Actually that should totally be your league title

Baby face Tizzy the Al Capone of the league.

 

[staika]

I usually have a goatee since i look really young cleanly shaven and with a goatee. Since the goatee makes me look a tad older I keep it. On other men its a different for each man how they look in a beard. Though i do enjoy really long beards, that takes dedication.

 

[Foolery]

Welcome! Welcome fellow escapists. I will dispense with the usual formalities since you almost certainly know who we are and how dangerous we can be if you cross us.

What if I told you, I have no clue who you are?

Anyway, as a man I will say beards are ok. But groom that shit. Shampoo, condition, comb, and cut just like the hair on your head. I don't grow beards very often though. It's not practical for work. And I enjoy a good shave. 3 or 4 day shadow is usually what I sport on my face.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Sadly I can't grow a full beard or mustache, damn sensitive skin won't allow it, but the goatee on my chin is quite nice. I made the mistake of shaving it off completely one time, it was such a cold & naked feeling that I shall never again be so foolish.

 

[Euryalus]

Welcome! Welcome fellow escapists. I will dispense with the usual formalities since you almost certainly know who we are and how dangerous we can be if you cross us.

What if I told you, I have no clue who you are?

I would not even be remotely surprised XD

We're not quite as visible as were once were when we did battle with the Brovengers.

Our clashes mildly affected rocked the foundations of the escapist leaving annoyance fear in our wake.

...Now we mostly eat pizza and dick around when we're not plotting world domination or sowing chaos and woe.

 

[Lieju]

Beards, no. Mustaches? Yeah.

I was really upset as a little girl when I found out I couldn't grow a mustache like my hero Hercule Poirot.

I've tried to pressure my best friend to grow a fancy mustache, but he claims it's too much work.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Guys almost always look better without beards.

Short, groomed stubbly beards can look great but most guys don't put in the effort to make them look nice.
So, unless you're willing to put in the grooming effort, no beard.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Chicks dig my goatee and even if they didn't, I'd still wear it. Beard lyfe.

You must be quite the...

Spoiler

Haha, not really. I was surprised myself to find out that some people actually wanted to touch my beard out of a strange interest. I guess being one of the few hirsute guys on the campus gives me a mystique of some sort.