Poll: Internet Age Verification Tools. What do you do?

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DanielBrown

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Dec 3, 2010
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Scroll down a bit and randomly choose a date. Can't be arsed to make them accurate. I'm legal for everything anyways.
 

k-ossuburb

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Jul 31, 2009
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I'm over the age by a long shot, but ever since I found out that it doesn't actually matter all that much I try to choose a date from a year I like and pretend I'm a time traveler.
 

DEAD34345

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It really depends on how lazy I'm feeling. If I can't be bothered expending even a minimal amount of effort, I'll choose a random date, otherwise I'll take the time to select the earliest possible date of birth.
 

BabyRaptor

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Dec 17, 2010
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Most of the time I just put in my real birthday...I'm 25. I'm legal.

If I feel like being a smart ass, I make up some really old date.
 

Issurru

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Jun 13, 2010
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I'm 21 so it doesn't matter. But before I would just lie like everyone else. I just pick random dates since I'm lazy and don't care to actually put in my birthday. With steam I usually go in the 1900's but I found out with the escapist I can just click the "go" button and it still works :D
 

butternut

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Jul 14, 2010
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I put my real birthday in because I always get some sort of weird pleasure out of it knowing that I don't need to lie to see (questionably) adult material.
 

ivarsa15

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Nov 21, 2009
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1 1 and the one lowest on the list without having to scroll, usually 1992 or 84, depends on the movie renderer.
 

Lukeje

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Feb 6, 2008
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The 31st of February 1901. If the gate is sensible and doesn't allow nonsensical dates then it's usually 01/01/19xx.
 

Denamic

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Aug 19, 2009
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Been legal for everything for over 7 years, so I just crank up the years without any concern for accuracy.
 

Volafortis

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Oct 7, 2009
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I'm lazy and put in whatever's easiest.

It's gets tiring scrolling to the correct MMM/DD/YYYY each time. I'm 20 years, so I don't really care unless it's something that might be called on later. Then I do it accurate.
 

Reaper195

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Jul 5, 2009
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If I have an account on a site which has my age, it never asks me for it. But here, since I am logged in and the site has my age, I just say some time in 1960's.
 

JesterRaiin

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Poll: Internet Age Verification Tools. What do you do?
As usual : i think about people with too much time on their hands. And these aren't nice thoughts.
This whole "corectness" stuff is way much worse than biggest case of Internet trolling.
 

CrazyJew

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Sep 18, 2011
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Really, people, most of us here are men. We all went through puberty and the internet helped us with that. Don't tell me y'all never encountered "Are you over 18?" when entering one of those websites.
 

Aprilgold

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Apr 1, 2011
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Well, I don't know WHY their there, kids will just lie anyway, so why bother.

CrazyJew said:
Really, people, most of us here are men. We all went through puberty and the internet helped us with that. Don't tell me y'all never encountered "Are you over 18?" when entering one of those websites.
Yaay, basically those websits helped a lot with that.
 

DeltaEdge

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May 21, 2010
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Since I'm 17, i just make everything 1993 but I use my real birth month and day to prevent any confusion if they as for age verification and they remember my false bday entry
EDIT:
EvilMaggot said:
CopperBoom said:
Lie.
Go as old as I can.
not always works once i werent allowed for being 99 years old <_<
99 years old? Oh wow that's just messed up XD. I literally fell over laughing when I read that. You sir have made my morning.