Poll: Is Everyone Homosexual? (At least a little...?)

[Extasii]

Alright, before the trolls and flamers tear this down let me make my point.
I'm not saying everyone is homesexual to the point of homosexual intercourse or making jokes/acting in that manner.
The point I'm making is that (almost) everyone is at least slightly SLIGHTLY homosexual.

I replied to a post with this quote and decided to make my own thread based on it.
Ron White: "It's not whether or not you are gay, it's about how gay you are."
Personally, I believe this to be true, because I had a very similar argument to the one he portrays in his comedy act.

My friend is very homophobic. He doesn't like homosexuality, and will freak at any jokes and has been known to yell at homosexuals, telling them to "Straighten Up".

Here's how the with him discussion went down:
He was freaking at me because I told him that I was totally fine with Homosexual Marriage, because I have a number of friends that are homosexual, two of which are engaged.
He says that he'll never support gays.
I say "Dude, we're all a little gay."
He replies "F*** you man. Don't even start that s*** with me."
"You know what, I'll prove it right here."
"Go ahead. Thrill me F*****."
"Do you watch porn?"
"Yeah I watch porn, you know that!"
"Alright. Do you only watch videos with girl on girl going on?"
"Hell no! I watch guys ramming their chicks more than anything!"
"Do you like it when the guy has a tiny, half-flaccid unit?"
"F*** no! Dude's gotta be pounding her with a big rock-solid sha..."
He looks at me with wide eyes, glares, and storms off.

Needless to say, I'm no longer on friendly terms with this guy.

So... Here goes nothing...

What are your thoughts?

***EDIT*** Yes, I know how much it sounds like Ron White, because I was basically quoting him to prove my point to this guy.

***EDIT #2*** Here's the video I drew my argument from. Thanks to the guys that either posted it or said it should be posted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg

***EDIT #3*** I PROMISE that this is the last edit. I wanna know if there have been situations like this that did not involve the use of pornography as an argument. Also, is it possible for bi-sexuality to lean more towards homo-or-heterosexuality?

I'm glad this is a post that isn't turning into a shouting match. Good opinions do far. =D

 

[SageRuffin]

That is an awesome story. XD

I suppose it makes sense in that context, but anywhere else is highly debatable. I'd go into more detail, but it's past my bedtime and I get cranky and break things when I don't get enough sleep.

 

[RebelRising]

Your anecdote doesn't quite hold up on its own, but I definitely agree with your point, insofar that most normal people are able to appreciate both the male and female forms.

In fact, I think there's a study around that showed that the vast majority of people are actually bisexual to some degree, with completely heterosexual or homosexual people decidedly in the minority. I'll try to find it.

 

[Dags90]

You cannot be a little homosexual.

Are you saying that little people can't be homosexuals as well? That seems a bit ignorant.

I think it's a spectrum and people who are completely one way or the other are pretty rare. I've never personally felt any sort of attraction for women I hadn't mistaken for men.

 

[Extasii]

Your anecdote doesn't quite hold up on its own, but I definitely agree with your point, insofar that most normal people are able to appreciate both the male and female forms.

In fact, I think there's a study around that showed that the vast majority of people are actually bisexual to some degree, with completely heterosexual or homosexual people decidedly in the minority. I'll try to find it.

Yeah, I'd genuinely like to see that study.
Post it in here and I'd be forever grateful. =)

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Interesting and slightly amusing story, but.. no. You cannot.

Sexuality is one of those things you just are, through a combination of both genetics and nurture. Even Bi-Sexuals aren't just a "little" either way. Appreciating a humanoid form, and being attracted to it on a fundamental level are two somewhat different things.

 

[Loop Stricken]

You cannot be a little homosexual.

That's like asking if you're a little necrophiliac.

Well that all depends on how long she's been dead.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I think everyone has at one point entertained the thought of homosexuality (yes, if you if you told it to the gay kid as a joke. and yes, even if you said I wish i could be that girl who's making out with the other girl).

I know I've been hit on by some gay kids (straight male) and i was flattered and turned them down (dont hate guys, just not my cup of tea), but i thought about it first and afterword.

 

[dicai]

Homosexual goes down to the fact of having a romantic relationship with a person of the same sex... You can still go look at "The Venus"(if you're a gal) or Hercules(If you are a guy) greek sculptures and appreciate them and thaty doesn't mean you feel romantically attracted to them.

I can tell when men have cute eyes but that doesn't make me a homosexual, does it?

 

[hittite]

Everyone's gay for Bridget!

disturbing aint it?

OT: My friend tried that exact same argument on me once. My answer? I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body (although I do like my willy).

 

[Sacman]

Yes everyone will go gay for someone...<.<

Spoiler: like...

Here's how the with him discussion went down:
He was freaking at me because I told him that I was totally fine with Homosexual Marriage, because I have a number of friends that are homosexual, two of which are engaged.
He says that he'll never support gays.
I say "Dude, we're all a little gay."
He replies "F*** you man. Don't even start that s*** with me."
"You know what, I'll prove it right here."
"Go ahead. Thrill me F*****."
"Do you watch porn?"
"Yeah I watch porn, you know that!"
"Alright. Do you only watch videos with girl on girl going on?"
"Hell no! I watch guys ramming their chicks more than anything!"
"Do you like it when the guy has a tiny, half-flaccid unit?"
"F*** no! Dude's gotta be pounding her with a big rock-solid sha..."
He looks at me with wide eyes, glares, and storms off.

wait...

 

[TheTaco007]

You cannot be a little homosexual.

That's like asking if you're a little necrophiliac.

ROFL

I couldn't have put it better. You either want to bone men, or you don't. I can see how being feminine might be confused with being gay, but they're very separate things.

 

[Extasii]

Yes everyone will go gay for someone...<.<

Spoiler: like...

Here's how the with him discussion went down:
He was freaking at me because I told him that I was totally fine with Homosexual Marriage, because I have a number of friends that are homosexual, two of which are engaged.
He says that he'll never support gays.
I say "Dude, we're all a little gay."
He replies "F*** you man. Don't even start that s*** with me."
"You know what, I'll prove it right here."
"Go ahead. Thrill me F*****."
"Do you watch porn?"
"Yeah I watch porn, you know that!"
"Alright. Do you only watch videos with girl on girl going on?"
"Hell no! I watch guys ramming their chicks more than anything!"
"Do you like it when the guy has a tiny, half-flaccid unit?"
"F*** no! Dude's gotta be pounding her with a big rock-solid sha..."
He looks at me with wide eyes, glares, and storms off.

wait...
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Don't worry, I know EXACTLY how close it is.
I was basically quoting Ron this entire conversation.

 

[Wintermoot]

that,s a nice joke you played on your friend

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I don't think so. You're either attracted to the opposite sex or you're not.

Not sure why you didn't just post the video in the first place. It's painfully obvious you watched it.

 

[Extasii]

Not sure why you didn't just post the video in the first place. It's painfully obvious you watched it.

Yeah, bit of a mistake on my part.
(I actually own the VHS tape >_>)

 

[Angryman101]

You cannot be a little homosexual.

That's like asking if you're a little necrophiliac.

Well that all depends on how long she's been dead.

That, my friend, is a fucking great statement.

Well, the Kinsey scale was made by a man who spent most of his adult life studying sexuality, so I would say he has a bit more experience on the subject than I. I think there's varying degrees of bisexuality, as well as completely straight/gay people.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Not sure why you didn't just post the video in the first place. It's painfully obvious you watched it.

Yeah, bit of a mistake on my part.
(I actually own the VHS tape >_>)

Haha no problem. If anything it was an opportunity for someone to post it so we could all watch it again

 

[Creator002]

What if the only thing you watch is girl on girl? ^.^

I voted yes anyway, because I believe anything's possible. However, that doesn't mean I'm just gonna jump into bed with another guy.