Poll: Is it morally wrong to concuss a Hamster with a tea-spoon?

[ShindoL Shill]

i burst into laughter its such an absurd thing...
uhh.
probably.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Concussing a parrot? Why would you even consider such a thing, you need help boy.

I want to do no such thing!
I just think it's important to know these things.

 

[2733]

Is it a rabid hamster? Or is this just some sick fetishistic thing you do to get off?

It can be whatever you want it to be sweet-cheeks.
...
Sorry that came out horribly wrong...

There is no way for that to come out right. back on point, you shouldn't strike a hamster with a teaspoon that would take several shots and is cruel, use a hammer.

 

[Blazing Steel]

No, if the hamster had it coming to him then I don't care what sick or strange thing you do to the hamster with said spoon >.>

If the hamster didn't have it coming to him and you did strange things to him with a spoon then I don't think I'll be able to save you from the waves of animal rights activists that will come to knock your house down.

Edit:

Spoiler: Also how could you not beat this thing down?

Thats a damn cute hamster there.

Yes. I love hamster so I wouldn't do anything to harm them but if you hit a hamster with enough force to concuss it you will end up giving them some sort of brain damage (if it's not dead) and then it would be kinder to kill it if you have had. Also if this is an example of a question you think of in your spare time then you may have a problem or something.

EDIT: I'm very disturbed by the amount of people who find this funny. I am biased, but still :/

 

[Ghengis John]

Yes, i'm being serious.
Is it morally wrong to concuss a Hamster with a tea-spoon?
Did i even spell 'concuss' right?
Those are the things i hope for you to answer for me today.

On a related note, i would like to say that i have never done this, just curious.

There are a lot of stipulations here. First of all, is the hamster a good hamster or an evil hamster? Assuming that this hamster is kind hearted like most God-fearing hamsters than is the act consensual? Is this perhaps a professional stunt hamster? And since we are stopping at concussion will the hamster be receiving veterinary care for their injuries?

 

[Dogstile]

Has the spoon recently been used? I believe it's ok, but it must be a new spoon, specifically forged for the purpose and only exposed to the air for a maximum of twenty seconds. In this time you must deliver one sharp tap to the head.

Let us know your results, pics or it didn't happen. And your address, so if you actually do it I can call the police

 

[Flight]

Yes. It's animal abuse.

 

[Dracowrath]

...
What about parrots?

*insert Monty Python quote here*

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Yes. It's animal abuse.

Good to know.

I think you just won the most strange question of the day award...

*wipes tear away*
I'm so happy...

Let us know your results, pics or it didn't happen. And your address, so if you actually do it I can call the police

Good luck with that!
I live in a box, so HA!

 

[Futurenerd]

First of all, what the fuck?

Second of all, yes, unless you have a very good reason.

Third of all, WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[zehydra]

You're not quite mentally stable, are you?

lol if you go look at the other threads this guy's made, it'll only reinforce that conclusion

 

[Abedeus]

It's morally wrong AND mortally funny.

 

[esperandote]

No, if it was a soup spoon then it would be a totally different case.

 

[cjbos81]

That's the funniest question I've ever heard in my life and the answer is yes.

Imagine if a giant beat you over the head with a plank of metal. How would you feel?

 

[Brandon237]

This thread is gold!
Why did you get a warning? Seems fine to me...

I would give you a badge for funny question of the... you know what? Just funniest question.
And yes it is morally wrong unless not doing so would lead to something worse happening.

 

[twistedmic]

Is the hamster going to be food for a snake that's near-molting? If not, then yes. It does seem morally wrong to concuss a hamster period.

You would torture an animal that's just about to die!?
THAT'S SICK!!!
D:

My brother-in-law does that to mice he's feeding to his snakes if the snake is close to molting because they have reduced eyesight and the mouse could hurt them.