Poll: Is it okay to pee in the shower?

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Guitarmasterx7

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sure. saves water. I probably wouldn't do it while showering with someone unless theyre into that sort of thing, but there's nothing fundamentally wrong with it. oh and also
martyrdrebel27 said:
3.she farted RIGHT DOWN my throat once. like seriously, i felt the hot air just... creep down my throat and leave a film... so don't feel too bad for her.
 

Merkavar

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CthulhuMessiah said:
Although, it might not be the best idea to do it while showering with someone.
thi. thats like 2 people peeing in the same toilet, a bit wierd
 

warrcry13

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Chromanin said:
martyrdrebel27 said:
okay, so let me address some things here.

1. yes, i peed with her in the shower before, but i moved to the front, and aimed down the drain. furthermore, she's gotten out and pooped while we showered and got back in. i lose either way, either A) she flushes and i get burned or B) she doesn't and the funk lingers in the hot air.

2. i'd never pee in someone's shower that wasn't okay with it, i paid my equal share of the bills, so it's technically both of ours shower.

3.she farted RIGHT DOWN my throat once. like seriously, i felt the hot air just... creep down my throat and leave a film... so don't feel too bad for her.
This topic just got ten more kinds of weird.

I agree that post literally made me guffaw and weirded me out at the same time.....I feel dirty now.
 

VladG

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Well, peeing with someone in the shower might gross them out, there might be smells, etc, so I can't blame your girlfriend for complaining with the both of you in there. However urine is sterile, it all goes down with the water, it saves time and it's basically more eco-friendly than using the toilet since you're wasting the same water on the shower anyway. There are no counter-arguments to this. If everyone would pee in the shower more often, the world would be a slightly better place.
 

Jodah

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As long as you aim right (or do the cleaning yourself) and its not a public one, gopher it.
 

fucktheheartache

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Chromanin said:
martyrdrebel27 said:
okay, so let me address some things here.

1. yes, i peed with her in the shower before, but i moved to the front, and aimed down the drain. furthermore, she's gotten out and pooped while we showered and got back in. i lose either way, either A) she flushes and i get burned or B) she doesn't and the funk lingers in the hot air.

2. i'd never pee in someone's shower that wasn't okay with it, i paid my equal share of the bills, so it's technically both of ours shower.

3.she farted RIGHT DOWN my throat once. like seriously, i felt the hot air just... creep down my throat and leave a film... so don't feel too bad for her.
This topic just got ten more kinds of weird.
Agreed, now what the fuck was this thing about film and farting...? thats fuckin disgusting! hahaha you guys are into some wierd stuff man, but hey if your hhaving fun go right ahead bro..
 

InfiniteSingularity

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martyrdrebel27 said:
so as I was peeing in the shower earlier, i remembered a discussion i had with a girlfriend while we were showering and i peed. i felt it was okay because the liquids just went right down the drain, but she considers the shower a sacred place of sterilization like a microchip factory.

so, whats your take? and is it more okay for guys than girls since they can aim it right at the drain?
It's fine, but...dude, don't do it with your girlfriend in with you!
 

BanicRhys

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Yes, of course.

Real real question is if it's ok to take a dump in the shower if you've got the runs.
 

ZeroMachine

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I wouldn't do it myself, but I guess it isn't that bad of a thing.

But... right in front of her? I could never relieve myself in front of ANYONE (I'm a stall man) but ESPECIALLY not in front of my girlfriend, whether I'm with her in the shower or not.
 

crazyfoxdemon

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Its not ok.. But considering I have to cross half my kitchen to get to the toilet from my shower.... If worse comes the worst, I aim for the drain..
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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Well, if the water's running, go for it, it's not like the pee is going to sit there and smell. Peeing in a dry shower is asking for trouble though, believe me, I almost ruined a very nice guest bathroom by running in there and relieving myself in a tile shower when I had a particularly stubborn case of morning wood (and as a virile young man nearing my hormonal peak, this is not an infrequent occurrence). Took about three days for it to start reeking of piss, even though I rinsed it out after each "use"; I eventually took a page from my toilet's playbook and realized that the water has to be in there first to avoid grossness. It's sterile now, though.

On a semi-related note, anybody else love peeing outside? My god, I love peeing outside, it's like free-range artistic expression. When you don't have to worry about aim, stream, or concentration, the simple act of peeing becomes a leisurely and joyful act that's satisfying on a primal level, like a dog marking its territory.

So there you go, more than you ever wanted to know about my urinary habits.
 

tkioz

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Perfectly okay... so long as your alone. Anyone pisses on me and I'm going to punch them in the junk, keep your bodily waste to yourself.
 

infohippie

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I see nothing wrong with it just so long as the running water rinses it down. You don't wanna leave it to dry there.
 

Kittynugget

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You can do it if it is your shower. Don't try it in your neighbor's shower, your professor's shower, or in your boss's shower. Be warned, it is incredibly stinky so you might want to hold your nose for a minute.
 

ace_of_something

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I think it's gross. That's not what the shower is for. Also the soaps you use to clean your body are not the same soaps used to clean urine.

martyrdrebel27 said:
so as I was peeing in the shower earlier, i remembered a discussion i had with a girlfriend while we were showering and i peed. i felt it was okay because the liquids just went right down the drain, but she considers the shower a sacred place of sterilization like a microchip factory.

so, whats your take? and is it more okay for guys than girls since they can aim it right at the drain?
Okay. Is no one else going to point this out?
Okay this needs to be pointed out again.

I guess i'll have to... we're you showering together and PEED at that time?
Mood Killer.
I'll say it again.
Mood. Killer.

usmarine4160 said:
Oh come on, the 19 people that said no are going to get out of the shower to pee?
Or ya know, hold it until you're done. Unless, you have really long hair or some sort of medical issue most people shower for like 10 minutes.
 

CityofTreez

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ace_of_something said:
I think it's gross. That's not what the shower is for. Also the soaps you use to clean your body are not the same soaps used to clean urine.

martyrdrebel27 said:
so as I was peeing in the shower earlier, i remembered a discussion i had with a girlfriend while we were showering and i peed. i felt it was okay because the liquids just went right down the drain, but she considers the shower a sacred place of sterilization like a microchip factory.

so, whats your take? and is it more okay for guys than girls since they can aim it right at the drain?
Okay. Is no one else going to point this out?

I guess i'll have to... we're you showering together and PEED at that time?
Mood Killer.
I'll say it again.
Mood. Killer.
It's been pinted out by like 6 different people in this thread...
 

BehattedWanderer

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Yeah, it's perfectly fine, no foul. Just try to do it at the beginning of the shower, elsewise you might have to wash up again.

martyrdrebel27 said:
okay, so let me address some things here.

1. yes, i peed with her in the shower before, but i moved to the front, and aimed down the drain. furthermore, she's gotten out and pooped while we showered and got back in. i lose either way, either A) she flushes and i get burned or B) she doesn't and the funk lingers in the hot air.

2. i'd never pee in someone's shower that wasn't okay with it, i paid my equal share of the bills, so it's technically both of ours shower.

3.she farted RIGHT DOWN my throat once. like seriously, i felt the hot air just... creep down my throat and leave a film... so don't feel too bad for her.
Wow. That is a whole new level of comfort, and detail, right there. I'm not sure whether to offer you props, a lozenge, or some booze. Ah, hell, you deserve all three. But I hope you Dutch Ovened her back, at least.