Larry Laffer said:
Did it occured to you that you're losing because you're the worst player you know, rather than because of a rush technique? If I slash a baby's throat with a knife, is it because I have a knife or because my opponent is a damn baby?
It really is the knife; even if it wasn't a baby, fighting an unarmed enemy with a knife is a bit of an unfair advantage. Even if the other guy happens to be good at fighting.
Likewise using an unfair technique puts the other player at an initial disadvantage regardless of his skill level.
BTW not only is using "occured" improper grammar in that sentence, but you spelled it incorrectly.
Larry Laffer said:
Mc'ing a drone or scv is hardly ever used in B.net, and will actually give the toss player a disadvantage, even in your noob LAN games... and that's why noone ever does this, but your friend apparently.
Now that is a bit unfair, I applaud that guy for having real friends that he can meet at LAN games. Social contact should be encouraged, not disparaged. On top of that, it takes a little bit more skill to take a bunch of computers and set up LAN games than simply logging on to Battle.net, I see nothing "noobish" about it.
Aside from that, the rest of your (Laffer's) comment was very insightful. Except that you forgot the space in "noone".
Larry Laffer said:
Oh so now the move is not overpowering, its just a hassle then.. If you could really defend against it, you wouldn't wine like a ***** you are, you'd know how to counter-attack and win against a ling rush and the conversation would end here. The bottom line is, you're noob and you're trying to play with players above your level in battlenet. So what happens is, they send a scout, see that your defenses suck, and decide to save a few minutes of their life by killing you off at the beginning. There's no shitting around in starcraft like the other gay games you play.(let's spend 30 mins of our life gathering resources and building thousands of buildings, and we can clash our massive armies after.. how fun!)
First off, in no part of my quote did I say the move was not overpowering. It is unfair, not unstoppable, thus making it an annoying hassle. Secondly you said I "wine", wine is a noun, the word you want is "whine". The comma at the end of "...***** you are" should be a semicolon.
Then you point out I wouldn't complain if I could defend against it. Like I've mentioned multiple times before, I can defend against it, however, it is annoying to do so.
You then mention shitting and gay games. I don't think I have any games that have either of the two incorporated anywhere within them. I'm not sure which games you're referring to; I would appreciate examples if you are going to make accusations.
Larry Laffer said:
Yeah, I am charming and I fuck really good. ask your mom, she'll tell you all about it
I don't have a mom, my dad and I share yours.
Also, you forgot a comma after "charming", you used "good" (which is an adjective) instead of saying "fuck really well" ("well" being an adverb) as you should have.
Larry Laffer said:
That's a great anecdote. You should write that down on your journal. Then your kids can read about it, when you're dead!
It wasn't an anecdote, an anecdote is a short, witty, story. What I gave you was more of a logical explanation.
You should also really combine the last two sentences as well; it doesn't flow smoothly with that period in there.
I also don't have a journal, I have better things to do with my time than pretend anyone cares what I had for breakfast, or other trivial things.
Lastly, why wait till I'm dead to tell your siblings my witty anecdotes? <<==(Look hard, I hid a clever "your mom"-type joke in this sentence.)
Larry Laffer said:
How would you like if I zergling rushed your asshole? Talk only if you're talked to
That sentence is in need of some ending punctuation, I suggest an exclamation mark, it looks like an upside-down "i".
Last time I checked this was a forum, a form of open discussion. I don't think you are in the position to be demanding that other people .
Larry Laffer said:
You're like the archetype of a closed minded idiot.. Even when you're left with no arguements, you'll still stick with your retarded beliefs. You're not much far off than your republican buddy you know.
Firstly "closed minded" is hyphenated. Secondly "arguements" isn't spelled correctly.
You should look and see how much more your quote applies to me than you. I say:
"Usually the case is this: You start the match, a grip of zergling rush your base and kill your offensive characters. If you kill the invading force, the opponent often drops out of the game. The zergling are quick to make, fast moving, and have some offensive capabilities, unlike the pathetic SCVs. This makes it too easy to perform a rush."
While you pretty much counter with: "Nuh uh! Your rong! You are a nubb and a stupid."
Larry Laffer said:
Being a game-tester hardly makes you a professional, and if the advice you gave them was similar to the critique you're giving Starcraft today ("ling rush is tough, kkkaaaay?"), then I feel sorry for blizzard, spending 3 bucks an hour to hear about this. Or is it 2 bucks an hour, I'm not quite sure how much a game-tester wages...
The wages are actually more around 10-15$ per hour for bottom level testers, free gym memberships, and special discounts on all company games: 5$ per PC title, 15$ for 360/ps3 titles, ps2/Wii/PSP/GBA are all 10$. On top of all that, this company hands out free games and swag like beads at Mardi Gras. Senior testers make more like 20-40$/hr. and leads make even more than that.
Oh, and BTW, being a video game QA tester does, in fact, make me a professional "game nitpicker". Since it was my profession to complain about the problems in games, that makes me a professional.
Larry Laffer said:
No you don't. And it's not our dedication to the game, it's just that we know better. Unless you can provide any valid arguement to prove ling rush is overpowering other than "my friends in my LAN always do it to me, and it harrases me n' stuff", then you can feel free to stfu
You forgot a comma after "No", and you never start a sentence with "and". Also, you spelled "arguement" and "harrases" incorrectly. "Ling" should have an apostrophe at the beginning since part of the word was left out, same thing as contractions like "can't" and "don't".On top of that, "stfu" should really be capitalized since its an acronym; like SCUBA and LASER. I'll the last one slide though; I'm just that nice of a guy.
Oh, and I have provided an argument as to why the move is unbalanced, however your counterpoint seems to just be, "If this move annoys you, then your are a nooby noobhead." Which really doesn't nullify my point at all.