Did it occured to you that you're losing because you're the worst player you know, rather than because of a rush technique? If I slash a baby's throat with a knife, is it because I have a knife or because my opponent is a damn baby?
It really is the knife; even if it wasn't a baby, fighting an unarmed enemy with a knife is a bit of an unfair advantage. Even if the other guy happens to be good at fighting.
Likewise using an unfair technique puts the other player at an initial disadvantage regardless of his skill level.
omg, what kind of retard wouldn't get this example? What I meant is, if you're a noob then ling rush or no ling rush, you'll lose against 99.99% of the people on Battlenet, even if you , the baby, carry a knife as well. Because you do, a terran or toss can rush as effeciently as a zerg player. You're just too much of an idiot to understand this, no matter how many people have spelled it out for you before in the thread
BTW not only is using "occured" improper grammar in that sentence, but you spelled it incorrectly.
Oh no! Hitting me where it hurts the most. My grammar skills! You're beginning to step into the lowest form of conversation here, trying to discredit the other anyway you can, so i'm not going to dignify the rest of your spelling corrections with an answer. Personally, I think you're just embarrassing yourself
Now that is a bit unfair, I applaud that guy for having real friends that he can meet at LAN games. Social contact should be encouraged, not disparaged. On top of that, it takes a little bit more skill to take a bunch of computers and set up LAN games than simply logging on to Battle.net, I see nothing "noobish" about it.
Being able to set up a LAN and have 3-4 friends doesn't make him any less of a starcraft noob. In fact, he makes him even more of a noob, because by being able to beat his noob friends, he's under the illusion that he's not himself a noob, while in fact he is. Noobs at bnet are at least aware of their noobness, because they're being called like that almost constantly.
Then you point out I wouldn't complain if I could defend against it. Like I've mentioned multiple times before, I can defend against it, however, it is annoying to do so.
You couldn't defend my dick coming inside your ass, whatmore a ling rush.. And I've already explained to you why you're lieing. If you defend a ling rush, you're put in a natural advantage because your opponent destroyed his eco to produce the ling rush (it's called a 4pool build order, which fucks up your mineral income) and also lost the 6 lings, which costed minerals to make. Furthermore, that bullshit about people dropping after a failed ling rush is outright lies as well. I don't know when you played, but at your skill-level there's not ONE chance that you're winning 1 out of 50 games in battlenet, let alone having the other dc'ing on u. And I was able to judge your skill with every post u made, cause you're writting shit like this:
I really didn't like starcraft a lot. Except for the Zergling Rush scenario (which pretty much discredits the game as amazing canon) you could pretty much win every time if you were protoss.
Build a bunch of those turrets and then a bunch of the carrier ships and you win, not even 3 fleets of battle cruisers could stop you (believe me, I've tried).
How could anyone but a retard, who claims to know starcraft, writes anything like this? Protoss do not win every time, otherwise everyone would play protoss. If you actually tried to went with 3 'fleets' of battlecruisers inside turrets and carriers proves your utter noobness on its own. To kill cannons, u pick a unit with a bigger range, like tanks, reavers, or guardians, or you could even use the yamato gun of your battlecruisers which have bigger range than their lasers. Furthermore, some of the infinite ways to kill carriers include scourges, locking with ghosts+wraiths, maelstorm with DA +corsair, plague+mass hydra, and the list goes on. And all those combinations cost much less than producing carriers
But the most unbearably noob thing you've ever said was these:
I enjoyed Starcraft except for the Zergling Rush, I had no intention of using the one part of the game I hate constantly, just to win. No other race (I don't know about the expansion; I never played it.) has the type of units that make the rush possible. The units have to be fast, quick to make, cheap to make, and have moderate damage potential. The Protoss and Terran's peasant creatures didn't have these qualities.
Yeah, the problem is that you have to build a barracks to get marines since the peasant units are ultra-pathetic. In the Zerg case, however, the zerglings already do decent damage, and are easy to make. You can make 2 at a time, while the other races only let you make one at a time. I think you have like 3 larva at the beginning anyway, so thats an easy 6 zergling you can send over before the enemy can finish getting enough supplies to make decent units or buildings.
How much of a DUMB SHIT can you be to claim you're playing Starcraft and not realize that lings are not a peasant unit? I think that through this thread you've rightfully earn the right to be called KING of all starcraft NOOBS. Well done, you somehow managed to embarrass yourself more than I thought possible
Just for the sake of entertaining myself (and others) though, I'll try to explain to you all the points that you were wrong in your last quote:
Pool costs 200 to make, and since a drone (the ACTUAL zerg's worker, which btw sucks against SCVs (terran's worker) ) needs to evolve into the pool and is subsequently lost, pool actually costs 250 min to the player. Two lings cost 50 min, which is as much as a marine, and the result of a battle between 2 lings and 1 rine depends on micro and map factors. Terran, on the other hand, need 150min for barracks, and by the time the 6 lings reach the enemy base, you have time to make 3 rines which result in a fair battle. You also have the choice of building just one rine and a bunker which also beats 6 lings, or assist your rines with scvs, which are the strongest worker unit in starcraft. So, what exactly annoying do you find in ensuring a good defense through out the whole duration of your game? Just spend the 5 minutes to adapt to a good build order, and stop bitching like a 12 year old girl
You then mention shitting and gay games. I don't think I have any games that have either of the two incorporated anywhere within them. I'm not sure which games you're referring to; I would appreciate examples if you are going to make accusations.
What I said was 'There's no shitting around in starcraft like the other gay games you play.'. "Shitting around" is a phrasal verb, like "horsing around", or "bullshitting around", or "playing starcraft like TheIceface, king of the noobs". Oookkkaaaaay, u dipshit english teacher?
I don't have a mom, my dad and I share yours.
That's highly unlikely. If you're having sex like you're playing sc, then its more likely that my mom fucks u both with a strap on
This brings up the question of why grammar and spelling is relevant.
Well, the main reason I did it was to humiliate him. I am an English teacher, and I enjoy pointing out errors it people I don't like.
Yeah, that was really mature. I'm a video game programmer, but you didn't see me being a cocky ***** trying to explain you in detail how sc ai does NOT cheat, in one more of your ridiculous claims..