Poll: Isn't being a "lightweight" a good thing?

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370999

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Depends. Usually I drink with friends to get both buzzed, to enjoy the test and as a general social gathering over a sporting event or something. If you do drink and throw up after your second pint then yeah it's kind of a problem. If you stick to Coca-cola then it doesn't matter.
 

bobmus

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Thespian said:
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Attractive to gay men.
Where are you getting that, out of interest? I've never looked at someone making an idiot of themselves after two drinks to be attractive..

OT: it depends on your lifestyle and viewpoint. i.e Do you care if certain people consider you unmanly for that metabolism and is it important that you get drunk fast and cheaply?

I don't really care for getting drunk as quickly as possible so being a light weight wouldn't help me. Luckily I'm pretty okay with drink.
...It was a joke.
I don't think there's a correlation between alcohol tolerance and the ability to grow a beard either!!
 

Thespian

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TheBobmus said:
...It was a joke.
I don't think there's a correlation between alcohol tolerance and the ability to grow a beard either!!
Oh I'm sorry. I thought it was some sort of gay trend that I was unaware of being referenced. I should have realized. Things make more sense when you put them in the context of the rest of the thing o.< my bad!
 

Dudeman325

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I don't think I've ever heard of anyone call a drink a "unit of alcohol" other than cops and medical personnel.
 

DirtyJunkieScum

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Abandon4093 said:
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Anyone ever accuses me of being a lightweight, I challenge them to inject 1/2 a gram of heroin. That shuts them up...in fact they rarely talk to me ever again.
Nah, I'd just say. "Down that bottle of absinthe then.... ard man."

Anyone can shoot up, it takes a real moron to think they're man enough to down a litre bottle of absinthe.
The difference is that I can do the former without blinking, the latter would get me killed too.
Point being that heroine isn't hardcore. It's just naivety, it's not even the most hard core of the stupid drugs. Meth and krocodile are much worse.
Point being, 1/2 a gram of heroin will kill an opiate naive individual, especially if they have been drinking. It won't even touch the sides with me.

Therefore the person who is accusing me of being a "lightweight" will be killed by an amount that would not effect me*, whereas I can drink what they take and be very drunk, but still alive. Who is the lightweight now? You're dead.

*that much
 

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Abandon4093 said:
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Anyone ever accuses me of being a lightweight, I challenge them to inject 1/2 a gram of heroin. That shuts them up...in fact they rarely talk to me ever again.
Nah, I'd just say. "Down that bottle of absinthe then.... ard man."

Anyone can shoot up, it takes a real moron to think they're man enough to down a litre bottle of absinthe.
The difference is that I can do the former without blinking, the latter would get me killed too.
Point being that heroine isn't hardcore. It's just naivety, it's not even the most hard core of the stupid drugs. Meth and krocodile are much worse.
Point being, 1/2 a gram of heroin will kill an opiate naive individual, especially if they have been drinking. It won't even touch the sides with me.

Therefore the person who is accusing me of being a "lightweight" will be killed by an amount that would not effect me*, whereas I can drink what they take and be very drunk, but still alive. Who is the lightweight now? You're dead.

*that much
You just told me the absinthe would kill you. I'd say that makes us kinda even.

Not proud if it, but I have done that.
I'm guessing it would, I don't really drink, I just assumed 70cl of alcohol would kill virtually anyone.

Anyway, perhaps you have missed my subtle point, it's not really about being even or being able to consume more of X than someone else, any idiot can spend time building up a tolerance to dangerous intoxicants, all it takes is time and disregard for your health. This idiot has spent his time building up a resistance to opiates, other idiots have spent their time building up a resistance to alcohol. Calling someone a "lightweight" because they have not built up a certain resistance to a particular poison is the hallmark of an utter twat, it is not really a "skill" worth having and someone who considers themselves to be a heavyweight ( I guess that's the opposite) can be proved to be anything but when it comes to other substances.

Also, if you want argue the point, I bet the bottle of absinthe would get you a lot more wasted than the 1/2 gram would get me :p
 

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I'm 215 pounds and am fairly lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why I prefer to do my drinking at home with the girlfriend who won't judge me. If I am out at a bar with friends though, I usually don't drink but one or two beers as I volunteer to drink so that I don't have to get completely shit faced way before everyone else.

I have a pretty high tolerance to marijuana though so there's that :p
 

Clive Howlitzer

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Soo...all things in life are determined by how much alcohol you can drink? I guess everyone here is still in high school then if they are functioning under this assumption?
 

Dimitriov

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It's bad because the goal ISN'T actually to just go and get shit faced. Even when you're out to get drunk until you're wasted that isn't the actual goal. The actual goal is to be the manliest one doing it, as in drink the most.

And in normal circumstances the goal isn't to get trashed at all, but rather to spend several hours drinking and laughing with friends at the pub.

In either case being a lightweight isn't a good thing. If you just want to save money don't drink at all. If you just want to mess yourself up... well I am sure there are cheaper substances to do that with too.
 

DirtyJunkieScum

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Abandon4093 said:
It probably would have killed me if my stomach hadn't started the evacuation protocols.

And it sounded like what you were saying is that "you can't be hardcore, you don't do heroin."

And calling someone a lightweight with alcohol is nothing more than banter amongst friends. I doubt very many people would actually judge a person for dropping on the floor 1 beer before anyone else. All social structures have their little frivolities that inevitably descend into competition.

It's just the human way.
Ha! You admit weakness, VICTORY!!!!

People always seem to misinterpret 2 sentence off the cuff internet posts...

When it is used as banter among friends then yes.
 

HAVERSHA

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As long as you aren't one of those people who throw up every single time they get pissed then it isn't too much of an issue.