Poll: It's Time, Escapist, For The Real Brain Teaser (Not Employment Safe)

[DefunctTheory]

First, to set the mood of the thread.


It's a question that has plagued us since before we were humans. It predates all recorded history, taunting the best and brightest of us - Our philosophers, our scientists, our engineers, all have failed to find the elusive answer. So I bring it to the Escapist, home of the most renowned thought experts ever assembled on the internet. Perhaps we, together, can find the answer we all so crave.

What's the sexiest part of a human being?​

Oh Escapist, we've tackled the best kind of man noodle [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.937736-Poll-Its-time-Escapists-For-the-most-important-vote-Probably-NSFW], but will we be able to lay this one to rest? I give you: Your choices! Choose well!

Spoiler: The Top Half

Spoiler: The Bottom Front Quarter

Spoiler: The Bottom Rear Quarter

Spoiler: That Part We Walk With

It's weirdly hard to find a good drawn picture of man leg, so use your imagination.

Choose, Escapist!

Spoiler: And just to make it fair, here's my vote.

Spoiler: And because it amuses me

 

[madwarper]

Spoiler: The Top Half

Why always Armstrong? Why not Todoroki-Sensei?

Spoiler

Choose, Escapist!

I reject your choices, and substitute my own.

It's all about dem drapes. The shorter the better.

Spoiler

 

[Phasmal]

I guess I like a nice man chest. Backs are nice too. Just a nice looking torso-area is considered a major plus.

Spoiler: Awww yeah

I wouldn't discount someone for not having a great chest, though, but it doesn't hurt.

 

[Phasmal]

I'm mostly turned on by how many Nectar Points someone has. Outside of that I'd say it's mostly about the whole package - singling out a specific thing that makes an attractive person attractive is difficult. Abs are pretty good though, as long as I don't feel emasculated.

Yeah, the second after I posted my reply to this thread my boyfriend tapped me on the shoulder (I thought he was going to tease me about the Chris Evans gifs again) to inform me there was an enormous fucking wasp in the room. Suddenly wasp-removing is the most attractive skill a man can have, as I fled the room in terror.
Perspective gained, washboard abs are nice, but not that important. I can only be like 80% sure Chris Evans would get rid of wasps for me.

 

[Queen Michael]

The legs are best. To be precise
My favorite body part's her thighs

(wooo poetry wooo)

 

[ThatOtherGirl]

I voted chest because breasts are awesome and in the rare occasions I get hot and bothered about men it is always about their hair, face and chest. Though not in the Chris Evens sort of way, I'm all about the cute skinny guys. I've got a friend who is like 6'3 and quite thin by nature. Not unhealthy thin, he is actually at his ideal weight according to his doctor, but he is skinny! But anyway, man is he hot. And when it comes to women most of the time I am most likely to stare at their breasts.

So, on average, the chest area is responsible for most of the sexiness in the world.

However, in my opinion the sexiest thing in this world is a woman with great legs. Not super model thin long legs which are passable but boring, but powerfully beautiful legs.

Spoiler: Mere mortals cannot handle the magisty!

 

[Evil Moo]

Few things can get my heart pumping like a particular variety of facial beauty, especially if some striking eyes are involved.

Spoiler: Like so

Fun anecdote: Once, when questioned about what I think is the sexiest part of a female, I answered 'eyes' and was immediately met with a synchronised 'Awwww' from every girl that was present at the time. It was kind of disconcerting.

 

[Pirate Of PC Master race]

Where is my Brain Teaser?! I have been fooled!

P.S: Fetish.

 

[09philj]

Actually, face. Hips and curves are nice but what always grabs me about the girls I really like is the face.

 

[MythicMatt]

What's The Sexiest Sex Part of a Sexy Sex Being?

Definitely the wings. Failing that, a long, scaly tail.

...Oh, are we talking about human body parts? While I'm capable of appreciating a good torso, the right amount of zettai ryouiki can be pleasing to observe.

 

[DefunctTheory]

B) I'm pretty sure you meant to ask what's the sexiest part of a human being...

Fixed.

 

[Spider RedNight]

Distance. Man, the farther away a human is from my personal space, the more attractive they are.

... Fine. From what I can care, the "sexiest" part of a human, aside from striking eyes, is their lower arms and hands. I love hands.

I wouldn't call them "sexy" so much as "attractive"

 

[Paragon Fury]

Everything in this picture. Boobies. Ass. Legs. Face. Cuteness and sexiness.


(NSFW)

Spoiler

 

[Total LOLige]

I've got to go with the trunk on this one. I'm still quite fond of big headlights though.

 

[The Enquirer]

Actually, face. Hips and curves are nice but what always grabs me about the girls I really like is the face.

I'll second this bit here. I suppose the face is considered a fetish in this case.

 

[Lufia Erim]

Im black, so I'm kinda genetically engineered to look big butts. Especially on caucasian girls.

 

[FirstNameLastName]

What's the sexist part of a human being?​

A) I'm pretty sure the brain is the sexist part of a human being.
B) I'm pretty sure you meant to ask what's the sexiest part of a human being...
C) In which case, also the brain.
D) If going by what I find the most aesthetically pleasing to my eyes, it'd have to be the face.

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Just look at all those sexy curves!