Poll: It's Time, Escapist, For The Real Brain Teaser (Not Employment Safe)

[FirstNameLastName]

What's The Sexiest Sex Part of a Sexy Sex Being?

Definitely the wings. Failing that, a long, scaly tail.

...Oh, are we talking about human body parts? While I'm capable of appreciating a good torso, the right amount of zettai ryouiki can be pleasing to observe.

Welcome to the "Weird Fetish Choice (Other)" ghetto, enjoy your stay.
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[Fox12]

The face, which I guess falls under weird fetish choice : P

Also, shouldn't you spread these out a little? I don't mind them, but do we really need three threads of the same topic?

 

[FPLOON]

Uh... Did the thread title spoil the answer or something?

OT: *deep breath*EVERYTHING!

Spoiler: *came loads*

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Other than that, clothes cum as a close second because almost nothing beats nude to accentuate the goods...

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Spoiler: The Bottom Rear Quarter

Can someone please explain to me the context of this image?

OT: I think ProJared sums up my views pretty nicely.

 

[Darth Rosenberg]

Few things can get my heart pumping like a particular variety of facial beauty, especially if some striking eyes are involved.

Spoiler: Like so

A little OTT on the make-up aside, it is a striking image and she is rather purty. Is she anyone in particular? I mean, sure, she's someone in particular, but does she have a name, other than 'Model In Stock Photo For Freckled Brunettes'?

As for eyes; sure, they're the windows into the soul and all that. But this thread seems to be more about dumb lust, and you can't really, er, well, y'know do sexy times to/with the eyes... I mean, someone could try but it would likely end terribly for all involved.

So given the objectifying and defined-by-pictures-of-things-that-aren't-real nature of this thread, I present my answer via---

Spoiler: ---a succinct educational image, with kind help from Overwatch's Widowmaker and Tracer.

 

[TheInsaneAristocrat]

hate to be a fucking cliche but... the face?

 

[Evil Moo]

Few things can get my heart pumping like a particular variety of facial beauty, especially if some striking eyes are involved.

Spoiler: Like so

Is she anyone in particular? I mean, sure, she's someone in particular, but does she have a name, other than 'Model In Stock Photo For Freckled Brunettes'?

I don't know who she is other than one of the highlights of my porn collection, but Google reverse image search suggests her name is Mariya Vasilenko.

 

[McElroy]

I'll go with da booty because it's easier to stare at booties in public. There are booty carriers walking in front of you, tying their shoes in front of you, leaving the train before you do, and of course standing in the upward escalator in front of you. Staring at boobs is apparently "impolite". The only downside to booties is that sometimes you realize the booty carrier is like 13, and you might feel a bit dirty for a couple of seconds.