Poll: Jagermeister: Manly or not?

[Distorted Stu]

You want to demonstrate true manliness, eh?

Then stop drinking away your troubles and face life head on.

But always wear a helmet.

 

[mb16]

Girly men drink that crap. Men drink whiskey or tequila straight, or ethanol.

 

[Low Key]

Jag tastes like shit to me, and I'm a manly man, so there's your answer.

 

[theamazingbean]

Liqueurs are, by definition, not manly. Get yourself some Lagavulin or Knob Creek.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Only with redbull

Red Bull? I thought most people hate that stuff.

 

[Rafe]

It's not manly, but not a pussy drink either. Somewhere in between I'd say.

Now whiskey, that's a man's drink!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I'm a guy and I've got a bottle of it downstairs - take a guess.

 

[wordsmith]

Only with redbull

Red Bull? I thought most people hate that stuff.

They do, but when combined with Jager, it becomes a Jagerbomb. Even I'll drink Jagerbombs. And I HATE spirits.

 

[Brotherofwill]

Here's a question. Why the fuck does it matter? If you like it, drink it.

I personally don't. I far prefer this:

Amen. On the list of drinks, whiskey remains the king. Jack Daniels is my usual choice for the good price/quality ratio. Altough on a special occasion something more is needed, along with cigars.

 

[Trucken]

Doesn't matter, it's nasty as hell. Turkish Pepper on the other hand, that's a gift straight from the gods.

 

[rembrandtqeinstein]

Asking whether or not something is manly=not manly

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I know a couple of girls who drink it.

I don't know any guys who drink it.

Hence, it's a girly drink.

 

[groundedcrow]

Anything that gets you shit-faced is considered manly these days. This is a mistake.
Also, Jager is represented by a circle, cross, and stag on it's labe. You know what this stands for? The statement you make the morning after: "...Oh, Dear God..."

 

[Private Custard]

Only if lying in the foetal position regretting whet the hell you've just done is considered manly!

Tequila, much better if you're just gonna drink something to get pissed. Jagermeister is only good for this one reason, and even then is fails in the face of stronger competition.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Beer IS the manliest drink, and it's piss weak, proving that all manly men are pussies. Yeah, Jagermeister's too strong to be "manly". However, there being huge differences between "manly" men and "real" men, "real" men drink Jagermeister, Rum and Absinthe. And Sambuca.

Twerpy, effeminate hipsters drink absinthe and sambuca and sorostitutes drink Jagermeister and rum.

 

[MalevolentJim]

Here's a question. Why the fuck does it matter? If you like it, drink it.

I personally don't. I far prefer this:

I prefer JD also,it's a zillion times more manly when drunk on it's own.That said,both drinks own,and are manly.And I am a man.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Anything that gets you shit-faced is considered manly these days. This is a mistake.
Also, Jager is represented by a circle, cross, and stag on it's labe. You know what this stands for? The statement you make the morning after: "...Oh, Dear God..."

Have some of cookies, that made my day!

Spoiler: A well deserved hot metric fuck tonne of cookies

 

[child of lileth]

I think it's manly. I don't see how it couldn't be. Just because there's product placement on a show for it, doesn't mean it's less manly.

 

[Sronpop]

Its manly as fuck dude, you can't take the opinions of someone who dilutes it with an energy drink. Kerry King(the big bald dude from Slayer) drinks its straight from the bottle and going through a whole bottle every night on tour, from what I have heard. Does that sound not manly to you.