Poll: Jason Bourne vs James Bond

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major28

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me and my friend Jimi (thats not an abreveation its how he spells it) have had this arguement once or twice.the title really says it all so.. who would win in a fight
here are the rules
there are dropped off in a random city in europe
you cant call in reinforments
they each have 3000$ cash

James Bond is Sean Conery
 

Pimppeter2

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Hey Major, just a heads up, Vs Threads aren't really appreciated on This Site. Due to their lack of discussion value. People just pick a side and don't embellish.

And btw, Bond would beat the ever living crap out of Bourne. :)
 

LarenzoAOG

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It depends, Sean Connery or Pierce BROSNAN Bond would destroy Bourne, but if its that ***** Daniel Craig, or whatever his name is, Bourne would kill his whiny ass.
 

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Everybody knows that James Bond is invincible so there is no point to this thread.
 

Dags90

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From a (film) canonical view, Bourne would have the upper hand in hand-to-hand because he's shown to be extensively trained in martial arts, whereas Bond films focus less on martial arts. But other than that small detail they seem pretty even, though Bond pretty much always carries some form of Chekov's Gun.

Some slash fic could get interesting though.
 

lee1287

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LarenzoAOG said:
It depends, Sean Connery or Pierce Morgan Bond would destroy Bourne, but if its that ***** Daniel Craig, or whatever his name is, Bourne would kill his whiny ass.
Morgan? WTF? This isnt BGT!

I pick Bond, seeing as Pierce and i share the last name.
 

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Bourne and Bond would have an epic,month long hide and seek game,but in the end,Bond would shag Bourne's girlfriend,infiltrate his hideout and after a long hand to hand fight,Bond would find a creative way to kill Bourne,delivering a witty one-liner,then procede to shag Bourne's girlfriend a few more times before dumping her to go on another mission.
 

kurupt87

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Bourne. That character specialises in "the kill".

Bond is a much more generic character and would lose. (Daniel Craig > all other Bonds btw)

If they were both in a story though, Bond would win. Bourne would be much easier to write in as the bad guy and Bond as the goodie. And, as we all know, goodies beat baddies.
 

Nouw

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Bond would win. Always.

I'm assuming this is a movie hence James Bond never dies.
 

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major28 said:
James Bond is Sean Conery
Well, Bond just won handily.

Would have been pretty even if it were Craig's Bond, but you can't beat Connery.

 

xdom125x

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Bond relies too heavily on his impossibly expensive gadgets, so I'd say Bourne would win on the 3k budget.
 

Danish rage

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Not even a question. Face to face Bond would start talking, and Bourne would just slap him in the throat and watch him die.
 

fingerbang143

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bourne, his movies were better and if you watch james bond he never uses actual martial arts jumps stomach punches and lame stuff like that.
 

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James Bond has trouble killing even one person in hand-to-hand combat, and as mentioned above he relies too much on expensive gadgets. Bourne is an improviser, which is useful in this scenario. They're both pretty good shots I think, but overall Bourne has the edge, so I'd hedge my bets on him.