Poll: Kickass

[Darth Pope]

This guy for having insane hand eye coordination.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T_RdUPNg6k

 

[Calobi]

Me, you filthy Urchin. Now bow down so I can use you to support my triple chaingun chaingun.

That's not a metaphor, ladies, i'm packing heat like a volcano.

Spoiler: Heat like a volcano

I'm the God Damn Ultra Joe.​

As always: all credit to Anarchemitis for forging my God-Weapon, subscribe him.

Why, in the name of anything holy, is there any sort of cross-hair on that thing? It might be useful for the first shot, assuming it comes from the top barrel of the top gun, but not for anything else.

Also, UltraJoe gets my vote now. LOOK AT THAT GUN!

 

[CMon]

Alex Mercer, easily because he's the only character to legitimately go under the nickname "One-Man Army".

 

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[Snowalker]

Quite simply, Rorschach.

 

[wewontdie11]

These people. They put all of those above to shame! [http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html]

Holy shit yes all of them. That stuff is unbelievable.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Why, in the name of anything holy, is there any sort of cross-hair on that thing? It might be useful for the first shot, assuming it comes from the top barrel of the top gun, but not for anything else.

Also, UltraJoe gets my vote now. LOOK AT THAT GUN!

Crossahair? I think you mean glare shield. That exists to make firing this thing one-handed easier. You can't flip the bird to your foes or play a guitar if you use more than one hand on this gun. And playing the guitar is important.

Credit to Labyrinth for creation of this awesome portrait.
I'm The God Damn Ultra Joe​

 

[AkJay]

Samus Aran

 

[Lyri]

Me, you filthy Urchins, Now bow down so I can use you to support my triple chaingun chaingun.

That's not a metaphor, ladies, i'm packing heat like a volcano.

I'm the God Damn Ultra Joe.​

As always: all credit to Anarchemitis for forging my God-Weapon, subscribe him.

Heavens to Betsy.
I'd like to sign up for the "Ultra-Joe" faithful package please.

 

[Calobi]

Why, in the name of anything holy, is there any sort of cross-hair on that thing? It might be useful for the first shot, assuming it comes from the top barrel of the top gun, but not for anything else.

Also, UltraJoe gets my vote now. LOOK AT THAT GUN!

Crossahair? I think you mean glare shield. That exists to make firing this thing one-handed easier. You can't flip the bird to your foes or play a guitar if you use more than one hand on this gun. And playing the guitar is important.

Spoiler: UltraImage

Credit to Labyrinth for creation of this awesome portrait.
I'm The God Damn Ultra Joe​

That little thing near the grip just prior to the start of the barrels (I suck at gun-part names, pardon if it has a proper term) that looks like a hollow rectangle with a small nob protruding into it is a glare shield? Looks more like some sort of targeting system to me.

Also, I wish I had a fan club that designed me weapons and drew awesome pictures of me. You are truly a lucky man.​

 

[Souplex]

How can chuck be there but not Mr. T?

 

[Ultrajoe]

Also, I wish I had a fan club group of awesome friends that designed me weapons and drew awesome pictures of me. You are truly a lucky, man. grateful knight.

Fix'd. I provide long posts and stories, so while that might not seem like a fair trade, I like to think I give them something that makes them want/agree to do things like this. I would hope so, at any rate, otherwise I really am a God and soon my sychophantic crusade will sweep across the stars. I control the spice, I control the Galaxy, and I'm Not Your Average Joe.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Vincent Valentine... And I really think Chuck Norris is completely overrated... But, if they did make then Halo movie and at the end of it he took of his mask and it was Chuck Norris, that would be hilarious...

 

[thom_cat_]

GORDON FREEMAN.
CROWBAR GOD.

 

[historybuff]

No, during World War II--there was this awesome sniper--from Finland. They called him the White Death or something. That guy was flippin awesome.


Edit: Oh, haha, they talked about him in the link someone posted.

 

[Jonxxx]

Boyd the milkman.
Exploding bottles of milk. Hes crazily obsessed with government conspiracies. And he has a whole crew of Cookie-Selling-Girl-Scouts with exploding cookies backing him up. Kick-ass.
*goes off in a corner before saying what game hes from.*

 

[Zeromaxx]

I'd truly have to say Tatsumaru (from Tenchu Birth of the Stealth Assassins). Everybody can name superpowered or over equipped (and, coincidentally, over compensatory) people until the entire population of their home country foam at the mouth, but this dude goes around towns jumping off of buildings to rip people's hearts out through their back (or chest, the game was on the PS2, I can't be bothered to remember things that specific from that long ago). Hardcore is probably the only word I could use to describe it.

Also,

Anyone who doesn't use the word "TEH" in place of "the".

I agree.

 

[Generator]

Morgan Freeman. Any role.

 

[Souplex]

Me, you filthy Urchins, Now bow down so I can use you to support my triple chaingun chaingun.

That's not a metaphor, ladies, i'm packing heat like a volcano.

I'm the God Damn Ultra Joe.​

As always: all credit to Anarchemitis for forging my God-Weapon, subscribe him.

Feh, being shot is not that big a deal. I have been shot, I just ripped the bullet out and threw it through the guys head.

 

[Srkkl]

Im gonna have to say Gerard Butler. The "guy from 300."