Poll: Lesser Mortals: Your favorite, non-famous, self-made quote?

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IamQ

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"Boredom is the first step towards suicide". That's my only quote I can remember, and I don't even know if it's true.

Oh yeah, I also have one from an old facebook conversation:

"How does a permanent cock piercing work unlike a regular one? Do you weld the ring to your dick?"
 

ace_of_something

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"lower your standards for a good day and you'll have a lot more of them. For example, i said "today will be a good day if no one throws shit at me" and while I did get shot at, there is not a trace of poo on me so it must've been a good day"
 

Duck Sandwich

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These quotes basically sum up who I am in a nutshell.

"I'm a man of the sweet science with a profound appreciation for the martial arts."
"I find it amusing when people find out I do boxing and ask me if I enjoy being punched in the face. Does a goalie enjoy being scored on?"
"There are some days when I just don't feel like training. But then I go and train anyway and afterwards I feel awesome."
"It's like I'm leveling up, except in real life."
"Fighting is pretty much my life... outside of video game fighting."
 

Gesepp

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A day you enjoyed wasting wasn't really wasted.
"Go back to the part where there were porcupines."

Using Cthulhu as an expletive. On many levels.